Polo Shirt Auction

[profstoff]

I have a couple of XXL polo shirts left from this year's S Club Heaven which will go to the highest bidders. Please e-mail me with your bid. The reserve has to be set at £2 to cover postage and packing. Proceeds will go to this year's chosen charity which was Canine Partners.

[coolcatmaz]

I may have ample assets but even xxl will be too big for me

[Kinky]

Are these the green ones?

K

[petclub]

kinky said:

Are these the green ones?

Green assets?

[coolcatmaz]

thats what I was thinking, they weren't green last time I looked

hope he's refering to the shirts

[petclub]

Mind you, if they were, there could be financial assets too

[coolcatmaz]

you not think it might put the chaps off though or does colour not come in to it

[Kinky]

coolcatmaz said:

thats what I was thinking, they weren't green last time I looked

They certainly weren't green last time I saw them

And yes, I was referring to the polo shirt. I'd dread to think that you might be thinking I'm living up to my PH name

[coolcatmaz]

Kinky said:

coolcatmaz said:

thats what I was thinking, they weren't green last time I looked

They certainly weren't green last time I saw them

you may want to rephrase that as some folk may think you've actually seen them and not just the ample cleavage that was on show

[petclub]

Ahhh, so could be partly green then?

[Kinky]

coolcatmaz said:

Kinky said:

coolcatmaz said:

thats what I was thinking, they weren't green last time I looked

They certainly weren't green last time I saw them

you may want to rephrase that as some folk may think you've actually seen them and not just the ample cleavage that was on show

I'll be polite and say that all the beer consumed that afternoon has clouded my memory

[coolcatmaz]

I'll believe you, thousands wouldn't

[tinks v8S]

keep us up to date on price

[bigburd]

Kinky said:

coolcatmaz said:

thats what I was thinking, they weren't green last time I looked

They certainly weren't green last time I saw them

And yes, I was referring to the polo shirt. I'd dread to think that you might be thinking I'm living up to my PH name

Kinky, since when have you worked in Asset Management? Maybe you want to consider some Asset Finance (hmmm does that imply boob jobs????? )

[Kinky]

Hey BB

To be honest, the only assets I care about are the beers in my hands

As well you know

Hope you're keeping well.

K

[profstoff]

Great heavens above, I leave this for five minutes and you're all talking about the size and colour of people's assets. For your information though, the colour of the assets in question is green and you'll to bid more than £15 to stand a chance of getting one.

[coolcatmaz]

my assets certainly aren't green and you'd have to bid considerably more than £15 each to get your hands anywhere near them

[petclub]

Awhhh