Fat Keith Update .... (Amberites)

[Hot_Stu]

The Astra was back this morning.... with the seats folded down....

No sign of the offending articles though ....

Is this normal? .... should I be concerned? ... I am not sure it is strictly illegal !!!

[Fort Jefferson]

Hot_Stu said:

I am not sure it is strictly illegal !!!

You can normally do it 12 times a year, but after that, you need to get planning consent.

[Balmoral Green]

Well, i've never done it.

Been asking around some of my old car trade mates about Keithy boy, it would appear nothing ever changes.

[Boosted LS1]

It's the chicken farmer, I told you yesterday! Listen up.

[car.chic]

Balmoral Green said:

Well, i've never done it.

Been asking around some of my old car trade mates about Keithy boy, it would appear nothing ever changes.

Ah, so you do know of him?

What on Earth has he been up to?

[somouk]

I try and follow these threads to decipher what the hell your all on about...

Safe to say, i'm still trying!

Mart

[car.chic]

somouk said:

I try and follow these threads to decipher what the hell your all on about...

Safe to say, i'm still trying!

Mart

You won't get it unless you come to the meet and early as well!

[The Tea Boy]

somouk said:

I try and follow these threads to decipher what the hell your all on about...

Safe to say, i'm still trying!

Mart

me too

matt

[somouk]

car.chic said:

somouk said:

I try and follow these threads to decipher what the hell your all on about...

Safe to say, i'm still trying!

Mart

You won't get it unless you come to the meet and early as well!

Ok, won't be the next meet but I will be at any of them after november!

Mart

[Fat_Keith]

Fun for all the family ?

[chubby keef]

Just got me a great deal on the internet, a gross of KY for lambing time, including shipping from NZ.

[Balmoral Green]

But Keith, KY is water based, so whilst it will do the job of a lubricant reasonably well, it's no good for basting. Stick to lard, you know it makes sense.

[Sumo Keef]

Lard's No Good ... they recognise the smell .....

[Balmoral Green]

Of course, we all know that Peter Firth aka 'Scooper' now heads up MI5 on Spooks, but a little known fact about our Fat Keith is that as a child he was the stand in for Douglas Simmonds who used to play the part of 'Doughnut'. Like most child stars, the future often bought with it a life of dull mediocrity doing a normal job.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fflhbo79fo

Edited by Balmoral Green on Thursday 8th November 21:38

[Boosted LS1]

Why beejeepers BG , I remember that. I'd forgotten it until you posted the link!

[stackmonkey]

chubby keef said:

Just got me a great deal on the internet, a gross of KY

Any going spare?

[Boosted LS1]

Nope just lard or goose fat like in the good old days!

[Prof Beard]

Balmoral Green said:

Of course, we all know that Peter Firth aka 'Scooper' now heads up MI5 on Spooks, but a little known fact about our Fat Keith is that as a child he was the stand in for Douglas Simmonds who used to play the part of 'Doughnut'. Like most child stars, the future often bought with it a life of dull mediocrity doing a normal job.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fflhbo79fo

Edited by Balmoral Green on Thursday 8th November 21:38

Ah yes, but I think you'll find he wasn't called Keith in those days? It was Malcolm if I rightly recall?

[Hot_Stu]

It happened again last night, but these ones were delivered !

[andymadmak]

I'm still waiting for mine. Last time he omitted the grommets and I had a devil of a job sorting it all out.

AKM