Aplogies Red Citroen Nemo

[.Mark]

Apologies for getting within 2 whole car lengths of you this morning on the slip road. My mind reading skills this morning were not at full par and I didn't quite anticipate you hitting the brakes on an empty slip road as we were about to join an empty motorway.

I'll admit my test was some years ago but I seem to remember being told to accelerate to motorway speed when joining from a slip road not the opposite.

Shaking your head at me in your door mirror really told me didn't it and I can confirm both your headlights work as I noticed you flashing them as I passed you.

Citroen ing Nemo. I ask you!

[M5 Mark]

LOL

Back to driving school for you Mark didn't you know it's scary joining a motorway doing anymore than 30mph? Especially when you can then just come to complete stop at the end of the slip road and wait 15mins for a 4 mile clear stretch to join!

[Stefan SRT8]

Perhaps he had problems with his wing mirrors, like one was bigger than the other..............?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has issues with other drivers and slip roads!

Stef

[normalbloke]

1/10.

[.Mark]

normalbloke said:

1/10.

[macey_j2]

.Mark, i feel your frustration. I seem to find an "extender-beep" (a phrase i have coined) of 30 seconds or longer does a pretty good cathartic job and usually gets the message across.

Enjoy.

[.Mark]

macey_j2 said:

.Mark, i feel your frustration. I seem to find an "extender-beep" (a phrase i have coined) of 30 seconds or longer does a pretty good cathartic job and usually gets the message across.

Enjoy.

If I was in the Cerbera I'd have dropped a cog and shattered his windows as I passed.

[minimatt1967]

.Mark said:

normalbloke said:

1/10.

1/10 was a little harsh ,the sarcasm content was good, work on the swearing is clearly in order,

e.g roen.

I'd give it 7/10 myself.

What a fking tt.

[.Mark]

minimatt1967 said:

.Mark said:

normalbloke said:

1/10.

1/10 was a little harsh ,the sarcasm content was good, work on the swearing is clearly in order,

e.g roen.

I'd give it 7/10 myself.

What a fking tt.

Well fk the lot of you cts then, was only trying to lighten up the ing place. I don't give a flying fk if the twt read the thread or not. I'm off for a read of the smut thread.
























Any good?

[chr55y]

.Mark said:

minimatt1967 said:

.Mark said:

normalbloke said:

1/10.

1/10 was a little harsh ,the sarcasm content was good, work on the swearing is clearly in order,

e.g roen.

I'd give it 7/10 myself.

What a fking tt.

Well fk the lot of you cts then, was only trying to lighten up the ing place. I don't give a flying fk if the twt read the thread or not. I'm off for a read of the smut thread.

























Any good?

.Mark come join the wild side

Edited by chr55y on Friday 23 July 23:54

[minimatt1967]

Mark, dix point, c'est parfait!

[.Mark]

Must confess to waking this morning and wondering if I did write that or dream it

[normalbloke]

.Mark said:

Must confess to waking this morning and wondering if I did write that or dream it

5,535 posts and you were not aware that if you post a rant on PH it is going to get a rating?

[.Mark]

normalbloke said:

.Mark said:

Must confess to waking this morning and wondering if I did write that or dream it

5,535 posts and you were not aware that if you post a rant on PH it is going to get a rating?

Didn't realise it was an exam

[dwilkie]

What the fk is a Citroen Nemo?

[minimatt1967]

dwilkie said:

What the fk is a Citroen Nemo?

A small Citroën Van, if you come out of Redtube for a minute and find a website called 'Google' type 'Citroën Nemo' in to the relevant box press search then head up to the top left hand corner and click on images all will become apparent. Sadly there won't be pictures of nude grocers or horses dressed inappropriately, just a little Citroën van.

[.Mark]

Have you got the right thread Matt?

[dwilkie]

lol, well it's stupid and I hate it. So there.

[.Mark]

For those of you in any doubt. This is the pile of wk

[dwilkie]

.Mark said:

For those of you in any doubt. This is the pile of wk

EFA