South Coast Snowman Competition

[diablo_pete]

Ok Guys.

Post your best snowman effort here. You must be in the photo with your creation to qualify (no stealing photos).

The final winning entry will be selected on Saturday evening by Umair.
He's best to judge as he is immune to the charms of female entrants such as LL and FLG.

The prize will be the glory plus the opportunity to sit on the knee of Minimatt whilst he feeds you a packet of crisps at the next meet.

Dressing your snowman as a sailor to gain advantage is strictly outside of the rules.

Goodluck.

[Loopyleesa]

Ok, I'm going to get some help and build a new one tomorrow, providing it hasn't all melted.

[diablo_pete]

Bring it on! Unfortunately your female genetics make it impossible for you to construct anything half decent. Don't expect too much please, you'll just disappoint yourself.
Ironic has PM'd me and asked me to make him one tomorrow too. For some reason he wants an orifice around the back this time?

May as well lose this thread and stick to your one I reckon!

[Loopyleesa]

diablo_pete said:

Bring it on! Unfortunately your female genetics make it impossible for you to construct anything half decent. Don't expect too much please, you'll just disappoint yourself.

Just you wait and see.......

Bring it on blah blah blah

[diablo_pete]

Oh I see, you're intending to get a man to help you, then deny it.
It wasn't overlooked that your feminine effort comprised a simple pile of snow that attempted to overcome this with over-accessorising.

I wish you well. You seriously do have a good chance.

except you don't

[Loopyleesa]

I've already got a feeling I'm going to lose.
But I will give it a good shot, with some help, might be male, might not!

It's not about size, it's about quality

[diablo_pete]

yeah but mine has quantity and quality.

Besides, quantity has a quality all its own!

[nick1275]

heres mine, not me in the pic tho, i took it before i saw this comp.

i give you bob and roger

[diablo_pete]

LoL, love it, Bob and Roger.

[Loopyleesa]

nick1275 said:

heres mine, not me in the pic tho, i took it before i saw this comp.

i give you bob and roger

They look like mine did.

Pete I think you should come and build mine tomorrow

[diablo_pete]

Ok it's a deal! Still counts as cheeting though

[nick1275]

if you look closely the one on the right (roger) has male anatomy, however i feel the strongbow can was a nice touch

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]

Me and the missus had a go at building a snowman, but it seemed we had the 'wrong type of snow' round here. It just wouldn't bloody stick together!

So we went back indoors for copious cups of tea....mmmmm, tea....

[Loopyleesa]

Well would you belive it?......

I spent all afternoon yesterday making an amazing snowman, probably the best you've ever seen and it got dark before I could take a picture.

Got up this afternoon morning and its gone

Naughty rain!!!

[Peter101]

I would like to say I made this, but I didnt.

[Loopyleesa]

Well that made me blush

[diablo_pete]

Loopyleesa said:

Well that made me blush

Can you explain exactly why?

[FastLaneGirl]

diablo_pete said:

Loopyleesa said:

Well that made me blush

Can you explain exactly why?

Is it because the depicted woman clearly hasn't waxed, thus shaming the female species?

I was going to make a giant snow cock but was banned as it would have been the centrepiece in the residents' garden of my friend's very posh Regency square home. But rest assured, had I made my creation it would have won!



PS. Why would Umair be immune to my charms hmmm? Is he a eunuch?

[Stedman]

FastLaneGirl said:

PS. Why would Umair be immune to my charms hmmm? Is he a eunuch?

Because he's gay, clearly.

Umair stole all the frozen cocks from the snowmen ALL across Sussex PLUS he stole 'that' snowman in Kent. I'd watch him like a hawk if I were you.

Edited by Stedman on Saturday 4th December 17:52

[diablo_pete]

FastLaneGirl said:

diablo_pete said:

Loopyleesa said:

Well that made me blush

Can you explain exactly why?

Is it because the depicted woman clearly hasn't waxed, thus shaming the female species?

I was going to make a giant snow cock but was banned as it would have been the centrepiece in the residents' garden of my friend's very posh Regency square home. But rest assured, had I made my creation it would have won!



PS. Why would Umair be immune to my charms hmmm? Is he a eunuch?

Because he is a self-made eunuch and disposed of any excess baggage that wasn't likely to see action. He is a man of great calibre. Well, just wide enough to accomodate the average sailor anyway.

FastLaneGirl said:

But rest assured, had I made my creation it would have won!

Seems all of the women on here can talk-up a good job. At present I see a pile of snow with a scarf on it.
I suspect your creation would have been of the same standard with your purple hat on it?