(o)(o) Norks near Yeovil!

[ecain63]

I'm at the Helyar Arms in East Coker and all the barmaids have at least 2 things in common. They are about 18, very fit and have great norks. My god do they have great norks. I'm off back to the bar.

[Hammer67]

Pics FFS Pics!!!!

Pics is what we need.

[ironictwist]

I'm in the wrong damn county right now.

[V8S]

Oh aye? I am literally minutes from that pub. Pity I'm bleddy tee-total.

[tdm34ds]

you're using a smart phone aren't you? tell the barmaids it's for the lads that can't out
I bet they'd be more than happy to be tastefully photographed.......

[V8S]

tdm34ds said:

you're using a smart phone aren't you? tell the barmaids it's for the lads that can't out
I bet they'd be more than happy to be tastefully photographed.......

Yes. That!

[minimatt1967]

V8S said:

Oh aye? I am literally minutes from that pub. Pity I'm bleddy tee-total.

They must serve coke, get in there with the Cannon and use the HTC to share the love

[V8S]

I mean if I was in Dorset now. Are you local Ed?

There's quite a few pubs in Dorset with pretty frontage.

[PoleDriver]

Postcode?

[V8S]

BA22 9JR

[minimatt1967]

PoleDriver said:

Postcode?

Whoa! Mamaries that you haven't mapped Karl?

[PoleDriver]

minimatt1967 said:

PoleDriver said:

Postcode?

Whoa! Mamaries that you haven't mapped Karl?

Just checking!

[minimatt1967]

PoleDriver said:

minimatt1967 said:

PoleDriver said:

Postcode?

Whoa! Mamaries that you haven't mapped Karl?

Just checking!

Thorough, admirable.

[V8S]

BA22 9JR

[PoleDriver]

V8S said:

BA22 9JR

Duly noted!

[ecain63]

I'll try to get pics but I can't promise. Blackberry might not upload to PH.

[ecain63]

Right, I'm affraid I can't do pics but if you think of Sammy Brady with blonde hair (google her) and a younger Lucy Pinder. That's the class we are talking here.

[hidetheelephants]

ecain63 said:

Right, I'm affraid I can't do pics but if you think of Sammy Brady with blonde hair (google her) and a younger Lucy Pinder. That's the class we are talking here.

Their bosoms have their own postcode then; nice. Pictures, preferably with custard, or it didn't happen.

[ironictwist]

ecain63 said:

Right, I'm affraid I can't do pics but if you think of Sammy Brady with blonde hair (google her) and a younger Lucy Pinder. That's the class we are talking here.

YOUNGER LUCY PINDER?!!

My type exactly...Will have to pop by at some point

[minimatt1967]

ironictwist said:

ecain63 said:

Right, I'm affraid I can't do pics but if you think of Sammy Brady with blonde hair (google her) and a younger Lucy Pinder. That's the class we are talking here.

YOUNGER LUCY PINDER?!!

My type exactly...Will have to pop by at some point

Sadly, by the sounds of it she doesn't quite meet your requisition of being shy retiring and firmly set on to a pedestal and wrapped in cotton wool. I don't think they've even got penises, although it is Yeovil, so anything is possible.