FAO: Eddie - I've got a BAFTA

[.Mark]

Visited a friend in the City at the weekend who has won a BAFTA in the past for a book/TV he has done. Up until recently it was serving as a perfectly good door stop in his flat, but he recently moved, and it got dropped - and bent, and is now loose on the stand

So it needs straightening, is it something you can do for me? Made of Bronze, bleedin' heavy.

[ecain63]

Lol! Hello there. Yeah, I'm sure I can help. Bring it on down mate.

[.Mark]

When you open over these numerous holidays mate?

[ecain63]

Open every day other than weekends and the bank hols. I'm not there for 2 weeks as of this friday. Back on 9th may though if you wanted to wait for the pleasure of my scottish accent rather than Joes Greek / pidgeon english. Ken's got 6 fingers and breathes through gills on his arse so he's no use. Alternatively you can pop in this week.

Eddie

[.Mark]

What a motley crew

It can wait til May fella no worries, then I'll arrange a time to pop down.

[Stedman]

Awesome thread.

[minimatt1967]

ecain63 said:

Ken's got 6 fingers and breathes through gills on his arse so he's no use.

Magnifique.

[nick1275]

minimatt1967 said:

ecain63 said:

Ken's got 6 fingers and breathes through gills on his arse so he's no use.

Magnifique.

cranborne?

[xllifts]

nick1275 said:

cranborne?

Nah sounds like a Petersfieldonian

[minimatt1967]

I was thinking more Shaftsbury or possibly even Wareham. Such a fine set of genetic deficiencies.

[ecain63]

Actually he's from Bransgore! Here are some very precise pics of his 'type'.

[minimatt1967]

Bransgore, all becomes clear now.

[xllifts]

minimatt1967 said:

Bransgore, all becomes clear now.

Grockles!

[minimatt1967]

xllifts said:

Grockles!

Duelling Banjo's more like.

[ecain63]

xllifts said:

minimatt1967 said:

Bransgore, all becomes clear now.

Grockles!

Grockles? Isnt that local slang for 'tourist'?

[.Mark]

ecain63 said:

xllifts said:

minimatt1967 said:

Bransgore, all becomes clear now.

Grockles!

Grockles? Isnt that local slang for 'tourist'?

'tis round here.

[xllifts]

ecain63 said:

xllifts said:

minimatt1967 said:

Bransgore, all becomes clear now.

Grockles!

Grockles? Isnt that local slang for 'tourist'?

Yup when I worked in xchurch had days of fun calling the locals Cockles, really used to pee off our Branch manager!