Happy Birthday Jonty! (25)
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So Jonty is the birthday boy
Driving around in his bright yellow toy
Tis the one with a prancing horse
Shame its got a naff exhaust
You need to get the missus sorted
And get that exhaust properly ported
Then it'll sound as good as it looks
Oh darling, it'll only cost a few bucks
And next time you turn up to a meet
We'll all hear you coming right down the street
And on a fezza, that's surely a must
Or are you plainly just not fussed
And then all the ribbing you get will stop
You can back off the throttle, with a bang and a pop
Why didn't I do it ages ago
You'll think, while your sitting in it, oh so low
So back to the point of this little pun
Birthday wishes, to you, oh quiet one
Have a great day and don't leave it long
In making your car sing a decent song!
Driving around in his bright yellow toy
Tis the one with a prancing horse
Shame its got a naff exhaust
You need to get the missus sorted
And get that exhaust properly ported
Then it'll sound as good as it looks
Oh darling, it'll only cost a few bucks
And next time you turn up to a meet
We'll all hear you coming right down the street
And on a fezza, that's surely a must
Or are you plainly just not fussed
And then all the ribbing you get will stop
You can back off the throttle, with a bang and a pop
Why didn't I do it ages ago
You'll think, while your sitting in it, oh so low
So back to the point of this little pun
Birthday wishes, to you, oh quiet one
Have a great day and don't leave it long
In making your car sing a decent song!
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