Nissan F*****G Micra Rally car
Nissan F*****G Micra Rally car
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paulqv

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3,124 posts

225 months

Monday 19th March 2012
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I was on holiday last week in Gran Canaria. When in taxi going about the capital we saw some pretty serious rally cars. The taxi driver insisted that it was a round of the world rally championships taking place over a couple of days
Later that day when we were up visiting a mountain village lots of rally cars went through. We decided to follow them to the start point waving at all the spectators form our hire ford Confusion or whatever it was called.

Anyway, it turned out to be a national rally, but with various foreign cars entered. Whilst we were waling among the cars we spotted the Micra Rally car and the driver spoke fluent English, ( my Spanish is worse than my Italian, much worse!) and those unkind people with me all suggested i should sit in his car and pose for a photo! The driver kindly offered this to me, hence for the first time in 14 years ( i drove a friends wife’s one to diagnose a gearbox fault) I actually sat in my nemesis!!

So before any bad people post this i thought I better confess!

Car was 1.4L 120bhp full rally spec with 4 large spot lights on the bonnet!

Don't know how the driver faired but for a Micra driver, he was really nice and polite! Also very enthusiastic about cars and rallying!

Paul

CJ1987

4,295 posts

182 months

Monday 19th March 2012
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we are all very disappointed paul jk biggrin

OlberJ

14,101 posts

263 months

Monday 19th March 2012
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Pics or it didn't happen.

paulqv

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3,124 posts

225 months

Monday 19th March 2012
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will convert the pics and download! Other bad people have threatend to post them here so i best do it!


BigCraig94

397 posts

189 months

Monday 19th March 2012
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I'm appalled to here of this, Paul. Extremely disappointed. wink

tonytifoso

1,385 posts

253 months

Monday 19th March 2012
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OlberJ said:
Pics or it didn't happen.
^^^
Wot he said. And, if it did happen.............disgraziato!!!! wink

MarkRSi

5,782 posts

248 months

Monday 19th March 2012
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I don't get it.

Micras are fking awesome.


They just ARE

tonytifoso

1,385 posts

253 months

Monday 19th March 2012
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A cockroach is an amazingly awesome piece of evolution, doesn't make it desirable though.

shocks

803 posts

194 months

Monday 19th March 2012
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paulqv said:
I was on holiday last week in Gran Canaria. When in taxi going about the capital we saw some pretty serious rally cars. The taxi driver insisted that it was a round of the world rally championships taking place over a couple of days
Later that day when we were up visiting a mountain village lots of rally cars went through. We decided to follow them to the start point waving at all the spectators form our hire ford Confusion or whatever it was called.

Anyway, it turned out to be a national rally, but with various foreign cars entered. Whilst we were waling among the cars we spotted the Micra Rally car and the driver spoke fluent English, ( my Spanish is worse than my Italian, much worse!) and those unkind people with me all suggested i should sit in his car and pose for a photo! The driver kindly offered this to me, hence for the first time in 14 years ( i drove a friends wife’s one to diagnose a gearbox fault) I actually sat in my nemesis!!

So before any bad people post this i thought I better confess!

Car was 1.4L 120bhp full rally spec with 4 large spot lights on the bonnet!

Don't know how the driver faired but for a Micra driver, he was really nice and polite! Also very enthusiastic about cars and rallying!

Paul
Not too late to do the custard test... therefore we require :

(1) a pic of you holding a pic of you in the car - fully visible that said vehicle is indeed a micra

(2) suitably placed custard in same pic - preferably held in one hand while smiling to pic of micra-gate incident

Do this and we know you want to go the whole mile and pass the custard test Paul

paulqv

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3,124 posts

225 months

Monday 19th March 2012
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paulqv

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3,124 posts

225 months

Monday 19th March 2012
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Happy now!!!

Sob


shocks

803 posts

194 months

Monday 19th March 2012
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You are a top sport Paul - well done sir.

OlberJ

14,101 posts

263 months

Monday 19th March 2012
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thumbup

Although i note you're not actually in the car. Just too much to bare?

tonytifoso

1,385 posts

253 months

Monday 19th March 2012
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In your defence you are not actually in the car in the pic. It could be that you have beaten 7 shades of sh!t out of the micra driver using his own door. The clever bit being no body can be seen in the photo, such talent. What a Don!

paulqv

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3,124 posts

225 months

Monday 19th March 2012
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My therapist and probation officers all say that it will be good for my violent/reaction/10lb sledge hammer/shotgun/gun use aversion therapy!

Tony, the driver was a really nice guy and explained all about the rally to us. The Norwegians with me only wanted to know about Norgie competiotrs. Amazingly a norgie was leading their competition!


tonytifoso

1,385 posts

253 months

Monday 19th March 2012
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Our leader has betrayed us. Oh the shame, oh the humanity!frownweeping

A.J.M

8,393 posts

216 months

Monday 19th March 2012
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You make me sick Paul. hehe


amccan10

589 posts

208 months

Tuesday 20th March 2012
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I never thought it was possible but they've managed to make that micra look even worse. Those light pods are terrible.

Parsnip

3,279 posts

218 months

Tuesday 20th March 2012
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One of my friends has recently bought a Micra. Annoying he describes it as "a Nissan, just like Ali's" it even has the same (stty) key - not best pleased.

tonytifoso

1,385 posts

253 months

Tuesday 20th March 2012
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Parsnip said:
One of my friends has recently bought a Micra. Annoying he describes it as "a Nissan, just like Ali's" it even has the same (stty) key - not best pleased.
Does he work in the legal profession? hehe