Thought this was amusing

[Fugster]

A Scotsman walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman shouts "Awa ye feel hoor that's foo O coos Sharn”
The man shouts back, "I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you".
The Scotsman replies, "Use both hands, you'll get more in."

[Tinohead]

Haha that's getting sent to my English mate

[VetteG]

[Fugster]

Perhaps a little insensitive after lasts nights defeat...

[Asbo]

Fugster said:

Perhaps a little insensitive after lasts nights defeat...

You cruel, cruel man

[Stang]

Asbo said:

You cruel, cruel man

Asbo, Schnell, Schnellerous......... I am beginning to think you have multi personalities Simon. You gotta seek help

[Asbo]

I promise this is the last.

Asbert it shall stay.

[Fugster]

Asbo said:

I promise this is the last.

Asbert it shall stay.

kind of think of you as more of a "Dick Dasterly"

[Semi hemi]

or Mutley