VW Caddy v BMW 5 series
VW Caddy v BMW 5 series
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kmm

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1,781 posts

203 months

Tuesday 27th April 2010
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Just have to share a laugh i had last night. I was going down to my folks house near Carluke with my wife and one of my dogs in the van (Wife in front - dog in back). Passed VW/Audi garage and got caught at the light at the old Law Hospital. It's two lanes which after a few hundred yards filters into one lane (60 limit). I'm the first car in the inside lane with a snap-on van behind me. Up draws a nearly new beemer 5 series. I said to the wife, "want a laugh". I think her reply was "grow up". Lights changed, but 'cause my dog is in the back i just pull away nice and smooth. The beemer floors it, so i hit 2nd and match his move. By the time i'm reeving out in 3rd bye-bye bmw. He wasn't very happy that a van blew him away. I'm not talking about him braked to get in behind me, there was 3-4 van length as he sucked on my diesel fumes. After that i just cruised in towards Carluke with him probably thinking "what the hell is that".

So if you were the black bmw driver last night then i'm sorry for embarrassing, but i was pissing myself.
As i turned off i looked to see what beemer you had, but it had been debadged.

Cheers for making my night, my dogs was even laughing xx

flipflop1

642 posts

204 months

Tuesday 27th April 2010
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For anybody that doesnt know Kenny he is the most competetive man alive in anything with an engine... pretty quick in a car, not so hot on a crosser (hence the kicking and tree excuseslaugh) but he is easily, by far and away the most certain person to win a competition for noising you up when he's beaten you.

Man in the beemer, you have our sympathies!

Mr Trophy

6,811 posts

226 months

Tuesday 27th April 2010
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Kenny have you turned into Paul with the kisses at the end of posts? laugh

cat220

2,762 posts

238 months

Tuesday 27th April 2010
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I take it the van is chipped/remapped? cool

More Steam

698 posts

213 months

Tuesday 27th April 2010
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This is the van you really want.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuDR6ok14Ks

kmm

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1,781 posts

203 months

Tuesday 27th April 2010
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Mr Trophy said:
Kenny have you turned into Paul with the kisses at the end of posts? laugh
The xx were from my dog Charlie

kmm

Original Poster:

1,781 posts

203 months

Tuesday 27th April 2010
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cat220 said:
I take it the van is chipped/remapped? cool
Don't know nothing about that!!!!

kmm

Original Poster:

1,781 posts

203 months

Tuesday 27th April 2010
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More Steam said:
This is the van you really want.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuDR6ok14Ks
Very nice and looks rather quick. Not much good for puting stuff in the back though.

More Steam

698 posts

213 months

Tuesday 27th April 2010
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kmm said:
More Steam said:
This is the van you really want.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuDR6ok14Ks
Very nice and looks rather quick. Not much good for puting stuff in the back though.
If I owned it, I don't think I'd care. wink

kmm

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1,781 posts

203 months

Tuesday 27th April 2010
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xxxx from Charlie