kmm away for two weeks

[kmm]

Hi guys,

I know what happens when you don't log-on for a few days..all use c#nts start taking the piss.
This is not the case of tarring everyone with the same brush, it's specifically aimed at people like O-Gay, flipfloppy, johnybag carrera and some of the Edinburger lot. If i've missed you then i do appologise, but i'm sure you'll add your name!!!

Back late on Sat 25th Sep from my course, so i will see you all at Si's run. Behave 'til then bye bye.

[johnycarrera]

That's a long course............ of antibiotics but then again that CO2TD you've got from chowin down on 993AL's exhaust looks quite a baddun!

Gerrit up ye, johnybag indeed pfft!

[OJ...]

kmm said:

Back late on Sat 25th Sep from my course....

...at Porsche Silverstone where I hope to be able to learn how to handle fast cars and live out my dream of driving a 911 rather than always following one.

Lots of love OJ or is that O-gay (very good Kenny-did you think that up all on your own? You special one!)

[6C4GTS]

OJ... said:

kmm said:

Back late on Sat 25th Sep from my course....

...at Porsche Silverstone where I hope to be able to learn how to handle fast cars and live out my dream of driving a 911 rather than always following one.



It would take Kenny longer than 2 weeks to learn to drive a 911. It took Clarkson 20 years........

Edited by 6C4GTS on Sunday 12th September 21:16

[6C4GTS]

OJ... said:

...at Porsche Silverstone where I hope to be able to learn how to handle fast cars and live out my dream of driving a 911 rather than always following one.

Managed to find some footage of Kenny's first day at the Porsche Driving Course - apparently he said lets start with the turbo cos i know everything about 4WD..........
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=icELh69gSWk&fe...

[kmm]

OJ... said:

kmm said:

Back late on Sat 25th Sep from my course....

...at Porsche Silverstone where I hope to be able to learn how to handle fast cars and live out my dream of driving a 911 rather than always following one.

Lots of love OJ or is that O-gay (very good Kenny-did you think that up all on your own? You special one!)

Not away until 4am tomorrow you bunch of bawbags. My wife said she will check this post and kill anyone who deserves it in two weeks time.

Thanks bud, i did think that up all by myself....quite chuffed actually. We'll see on the next run if you actually learn how to handle a fast car. My Audi does me fine just now, so a 911 or anything fancy won't happen for around 5 years. All my dosh is tied up in various properties. I think Barry is putting the boot in here 'cause i mention a silver porker driven by a tt. So far looks like the porky boys are ganging up...as seen on another forum...you can all kiss my ring...all four of them!!!

I Know the Audi, Monaro & fast estates will back me up when i'm away. Don't let them gobb off and you have my permission to reply on my behalf. This little piggy went to Silverstone, this little piggy....finish it off guys.

Anyway, got to go to bed and get a few hrs sleep.

[OJ...]

Two whole weeks of unrestricted Kenny-bashing. Shame he's not here to bait but I heard he was picking up his new motor to keep up with the Micras....

[johnycarrera]

I'm actually very glad I met Kenny and feel that my life is complete now!!!

Alan? Barry? OJ?

Heehee

Edited by johnycarrera on Sunday 12th September 01:31

[OJ...]

You really are going to Siverstone aren't you? Enticed by the porker in banana yellow on their website.... http://www.porsche.com/silverstone/ ..... Wherever you are Kenny, be safe, notify the authorities that you're in town so they can make arrangements, and we look forward to a good bit of banter on your return. We'll also accept that yer missus may be driving the next morning because you're feeling a little tired.

OJ

PS. This doesn't mean that I'm not going to stop posting ridiculous links about a Crofter with an Audi Estate but I might let others have a go first.

[OlberJ]

2 weeks away without the precious yellow Oddy eh?

I've got a roller brush and a tin of garage floor paint, red of course.

Anyone thinking what i'm thinking?

[archangeldk]

OlberJ said:

2 weeks away without the precious yellow Oddy eh?

I've got a roller brush and a tin of garage floor paint, red of course.

Anyone thinking what i'm thinking?

+1

[6C4GTS]

johnycarrera said:

Ewwwwww my wife will get you, silverstone, my Audi, your Porsche, 5 years, all my property, left yourself wide open for abuse mate, magic!

Edited by johnycarrera on Saturday 11th September 12:20

Good edit John -WTF- back on the medication now??

[johnycarrera]

Should really stay off the bevvy when I'm on this forum Baz ;-)

[johnycarrera]

Indeed, the happy pills have kicked in now

Life would be boring if everyone were the same!

FTW

[johnycarrera]

Anyway........ Back to slagging off Tilman Schweiger!

[johnycarrera]

Edited by johnycarrera on Sunday 12th September 01:46

[OJ...]

Ah excellent Jonny - I was thinking there were more similarities below...

[SXi Lad]

johnycarrera said:

Edited by johnycarrera on Sunday 12th September 01:46

Holly st

All you need now is a someone to photoshop a yellow audi in the background

[paul450]

i see kenny has been trying out some new camouflage techniques

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csLD3mApihs

[johnycarrera]

paul450 said:

i see kenny has been trying out some new camouflage techniques

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csLD3mApihs

Hillarious!!!