Pie, Pistons and ****up

[flipflop1]

hey guys,

Sorry i havent been posting much, things have been v hectic at my end. Will def be making an appearance in the next two runs so oddys and porkers alike prepare to be humbled by the little schitzo bumblebee.

Now, down to business!!

As you know, we have a belter of a night in the offing (Nov 27th if youve been on away for a while) and things are hotting up.

I have a meeting at the hotel on Monday and I really need to get a good idea of close to final numbers. Thanks to all those with their names down. I'm aware there are a lot of people thinking they'll go but havent put their names down yet. (We would welcome an Aberdeen/Northern party to join us).

We really need 50 names at present so if you are thinking about it get your name down.

I will be posting very soon once my trusty comittee (kenny) and I have agree'd on food (which is amazing) and the final entertainment for the evening. (sorry to the single lads but we had to cancel the hookers - health and safety issue apparently).

cheers

Flip

Ps please add you names to the thread at the top of the page, if you must post on here make sure its insults and drivvel so we dont miss any names!

[6C4GTS]

I paid for my ticket today - no probs gave card details and got a nice email back from Rod to confirm.
Si - owing to the health and safety issues raised above you may need to call the ladies that sat on your bonnet at KH!!

[flipflop1]

Si,

please please call the blondie from the pics (just don't tell my miss's) but as the miss's refuses to do anything petrol related and won't even attend our night out i'l be safe.

Good shout baz - gold star post!

[Monaro5.7]

Guy`s ur making me out to be a pimp

But the guys on the HSV forum think i have a chinese brothal on the go

[paul450]

Monaro5.7 said:

But the guys on the HSV forum think i have a chinese brothal on the go

we dont think, we know you do

[kmm]

Will def be making an appearance in the next two runs so oddys and porkers alike prepare to be humbled by the little schitzo bumblebee.

Yawn...Yawn...Yawn. Better buy big rubber bumbers for your cars guys as flip likes to crash in to the back of other cars. You will need to ask him, but the stiry goes something like this.
Going round Knockhill and i was by far the fastest. Not too hard when you have a super fast car and you're a sh#t hot driver. Anyway...not sure how it happened, but a caterham was suddenly up my ars#. I wasn't happy, so i waved him through. When he braked for the hairpin, i saw my chance. How dare he even think that he is faster than me. I deliberately nudge his back end hoping to spin him in to the tyres.

It didn't work and i damage my own car resulting in me pulling out from Si run. I'll tell kmm that the guy in the caterham braked too early as i was braking late. His fault...obviously.

Flip we all know the real story now....you are worse than OJ. At least OJ has a proper car and all he has to do is work on his personality a little.

[matthewg]

kmm said:

Will def be making an appearance in the next two runs so oddys and porkers alike prepare to be humbled by the little schitzo bumblebee.

Yawn...Yawn...Yawn. Better buy big rubber bumbers for your cars guys as flip likes to crash in to the back of other cars. You will need to ask him, but the stiry goes something like this.
Going round Knockhill and i was by far the fastest. Not too hard when you have a super fast car and you're a sh#t hot driver. Anyway...not sure how it happened, but a caterham was suddenly up my ars#. I wasn't happy, so i waved him through. When he braked for the hairpin, i saw my chance. How dare he even think that he is faster than me. I deliberately nudge his back end hoping to spin him in to the tyres.

It didn't work and i damage my own car resulting in me pulling out from Si run. I'll tell kmm that the guy in the caterham braked too early as i was braking late. His fault...obviously.

Flip we all know the real story now....you are worse than OJ. At least OJ has a proper car and all he has to do is work on his personality a little.

Sure I seen a vid of that....

[flipflop1]

Mr Kenny,

that's a pretty poor post, as anybody that knows me on the track focused forums will confirm. I'm the last one to say I can drive, I'm always either takin the piss out of myself or askin for advice.

As for makin a mistake on track, if lewis and co can make them I pretty sure I'm allowed one.

Now you be a good lad and concentrate on gettin the runner bumpers fitted cause I'm planning on letting ma little lotus kick yer oddy's ass!

Take it easy mate, il be in touch ref grub for night out on mon or Tuesday night.

Cheers

ps mr g please leave crash videos off the site, cheers bud

[matthewg]

flipflop1 said:

ps mr g please leave crash videos off the site, cheers bud

Ofcourse, I try not to do anything I wouldn't want done to myself.

[kmm]

I'm taking the p#ss about your driving...i know your s#it!!!!!
Nice to see that there is evidence of you being s#it. Looks like you took the bait on this one, maybe close to spitting out the dummy.

Numbers are building nicely, what are we going to spend Barry's money on? He things he's going to a Christmas night out, can't believe he fell for that one? We could use all the money for a trip to the ring...think Barry mentioned that??

I'll give you a call this week flip. Is it a short meeting or a long meeting? Don't want you to get in to trouble from the misses again.

[6C4GTS]

Just a reminder that the payment deadline is tomorrow and that if this is a scam Kenny and Flip need to be thinking about leaving the country pretty soon.

[kiwifraser]

I just called to pay for us, but they were in the middle of dinner service, so it's on tomorrows agenda now.

If anyone else was going to call tonight, it would be better to do it in the morning

Getting excited, I love a good PH drinking session

[Monaro5.7]

Thats me paid up for the nite ooooooouuuuttt

[SSC!]

So........ are we all gonna get name badges on the night? Right now I am having a hell o a job minding the folks names on the list (and that's sober).

Ave

[6C4GTS]

SSC! said:

So........ are we all gonna get name badges on the night? Right now I am having a hell o a job minding the folks names on the list (and that's sober).

Ave

Remember this face - or the tat but that may be under a DJ!!

[SSC!]

6C4GTS said:

SSC! said:

So........ are we all gonna get name badges on the night? Right now I am having a hell o a job minding the folks names on the list (and that's sober).

Ave

Remember this face - or the tat but that may be under a DJ!!

Now you see I was wondering why in gods earth you would be under a DJ, but the penny has finally dropped.....

You see why I need name badges now, I'm a bit simple

ETA, I am being simple. That's John C!! Dinna confuzz me!

Edited by SSC! on Saturday 16th October 22:29

[6C4GTS]

SSC! said:

6C4GTS said:

SSC! said:

So........ are we all gonna get name badges on the night? Right now I am having a hell o a job minding the folks names on the list (and that's sober).

Ave

Remember this face - or the tat but that may be under a DJ!!

Now you see I was wondering why in gods earth you would be under a DJ, but the penny has finally dropped.....

You see why I need name badges now, I'm a bit simple

ETA, I am being simple. That's John C!! Dinna confuzz me!

Edited by SSC! on Saturday 16th October 22:29

See you know people already - the good looking Glasgow folk are easily identified or indentifitted..

[SSC!]

Right folks, as this will soon be fast approaching I was wondering where folks are staying for the night. I am looking at booking a room at the Holiday Inn will anyone else be staying there?

I should have the boogie bus with me so I can ferry 6 others to the hotel if needed. Would love to say I could ferry folks back but I already have an ambulance booked for that depending on the shoes worn.

AndrewMG & Fluff... where you guy's staying?

Ave

[6C4GTS]

I'm staying in Stirling town centre - Cstrachan (yellow VX220) has offered to use local knowledge to organise the end of night ambulance if you are staying near the town. (See sticky thread at top)..

[SSC!]

6C4GTS said:

I'm staying in Stirling town centre - Cstrachan (yellow VX220) has offered to use local knowledge to organise the end of night ambulance if you are staying near the town. (See sticky thread at top)..

I have all district's of ambulance control rooms on my speed dial unfortunately . I'm just hoping that if someone is in the same holiday inn they can take me back for the van in the morning/afternoon/evening (delete non applicable).