Car sticker required

[kmm]

I need a new car sticker for the Audi with the baby coming soon.
I was thinking of something like "Can't burn rubber - baby on board", with maybe a kool art type picture of a car doing a wheely.

"Kick you're ass next week when baby at home" Open to lots of suggestions, even ones that slag me off.
"baby on board - but can't go any faster as my car is slow"

p.s Flip will need one soon too. "my baby has more hair than me"

[klimakool]

how about

cant race yet, still shedding baby weight
with a picture of a pram doing a wheelie

[OlberJ]

Christian driver, honk to show your support.

[Pooky67]

"I'm driving slow teaching my baby about heel & toe"

[kmm]

Pooky67 said:

"I'm driving slow teaching my baby about heel & toe"

Yes, like this one.

[johnycarrera]

[kmm]

johnycarrera said:

Not exactly what i had in mind....... prehaps re-wording may help. "baby not on board - baby in baby seat inside car"

[stackofire]

Not very helpful in your situation Kenny but I've seen a sticker recently (on US ebay) that made me smile. It was big and was designed to be on the front of the car and read:

"I'M NOT TAILGATING, I'M DRAFTING"

(DRAFTING = SLIPSTREAMING)

[kmm]

stackofire said:

Not very helpful in your situation Kenny but I've seen a sticker recently (on US ebay) that made me smile. It was big and was designed to be on the front of the car and read:

"I'M NOT TAILGATING, I'M DRAFTING"

(DRAFTING = SLIPSTREAMING)

Hi Mike, i recon that you must still hold the record for the youngest passenger on a ph run!!! Are you still making lots of noise with the red beasty??

[stackofire]

Hi Kenny
Still going strong... Have a broken gearbox mount on the car at the moment so I'm waiting for the new one form the States, so should be back on the road making loads of noise soon.