Wedge therapy................
Wedge therapy................
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JMF894

Original Poster:

6,644 posts

185 months

Wednesday 20th July 2011
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Well yesterday was pretty poop for me. Had a Station Managers assessment that I had been studying for and to be frank, I messed it up. mad

Pee'd off all evening I wondered what to do.

Woke up this morning and obviously only one thing for it idea ......Wedge therapy!!

So out came the 450, weather good so quick wash to rid it of that post Fest grime and off down some local country roads for a high octane evil , high decibel yes and questionable grip whistle blat to sort meself out.

Came back, wiped her down again and put away in garage. Job done.

Assessment? What assessment?

Jimbo

Lean Machine

2,715 posts

195 months

Wednesday 20th July 2011
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Yes. I often have the need for a 'Wedge Therapy'. I took the Mrs. out to the BBWF and now we are back she is still doing my head in. What more can a woman ask for? Now she wants a shopping trip, and to make matters worse her school holidays are about to start (school teacher). I shall have to take the Wedge out for a blast. If I ever get the time!

wedgeinald

1,314 posts

220 months

Wednesday 20th July 2011
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Does this come under "reasons why cars are better them women"?

(Don't let the other half read these?)

1. Go means go, stop means stop, left means left, right means right. Nothing is implied.

2. It’s perfectly fine to have more than one.

3. The tyre bill is considerably less than a woman’s shoe bill.

4. Aside from the fuel tank, its weight does not change.

5. If you don’t like it anymore, you can sell it and get another. (Without going through hell)

6. If you take good care of it, it’ll look the same as the day you got it.

7. Too change it, you don’t have to talk to it, you just MODIFY it.

8. Even a LARGE heavy one like the Pontiac G8 GT, can look sexy. You can have fun inside it and no one will think you’re weird.

9. You can redress it with a new body kit for less than the cost of a wedding dress.

10. You can give it accessories whenever you feel like it, irrespective of birthdays, anniversaries, etc.

11. It never asks questions about it’s rear.

12. The airbags are not just for decoration, they save your life.

13. Regardless of the time of day, season, day of the month, it is ready to give you a ride when you want it.

14. Every year, it only asks for new oil, not jewellery.

15. Ever now and then, you’ll be able to drive a friend’s one, without any guilt.


JMF894

Original Poster:

6,644 posts

185 months

Wednesday 20th July 2011
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laugh

Oh sooo true!

hallsie

2,185 posts

250 months

Wednesday 20th July 2011
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what kind of station?

KelWedge

1,287 posts

215 months

Wednesday 20th July 2011
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Where Sam works biggrin

mrzigazaga

18,816 posts

195 months

Wednesday 20th July 2011
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Puts cold stuff on hot things..