Crimson Starmist Chimp Destroys white 350 Wedge

[Chimpafrolic]

Crimson Starmist Chimp Destroys white 350 Wedge on A412 in Mill End Herts.

Wedge Spanker strikes again!

Nice to see you Gav, actually that old 350 of yours moves along very well indeed.

One day you will have me

[Solitude]

Yeah, but all the chicks love a wedge.

Whereas they would drive a chimp....cup-cake

[Chimpafrolic]

Eat your korma peas and go to bed.

The Chimp is too fast for you Wedgies

[Gandalf]

Chimpafrolic said:

Eat your korma peas and go to bed.

The Chimp is too fast for you Wedgies

Not met a 450SE yet then?

[wooly350i]

Well with rear end bushes like Gavs got I ain't surprised,or have they been done and just being run in?
Anyway spankings for cameras,Carefull you don't points and bans.

[Jammy Dodger]

As soon as I saw "crimson starmist" in the title I just knew Chimpafrolic would be involved....

[Solitude]

Jammy Dodger said:

As soon as I saw "crimson starmist" in the title I just knew Chimpafrolic would be involved....

You know it Dodger......tart ain't he. ??

Cars were at a great local pub, and we were observing people looking around them........
They always linger longer on the beauty of the wedge.

Chimp....post the pics and let the Fraternity decide.

And wooly, yeah, rear end still a bag of spanners, so a winters project.... but to be honest it was the end of a nice little drag strip by me, and the brakes aren't the best....so he passed me when i was slowing down (doesn't count)

He had to leave early because he runs a mobile hairdressers out of the car and had a shampoo and set booked in for later !!

[Jammy Dodger]

Solitude said:

He had to leave early because he runs a mobile hairdressers out of the car and had a shampoo and set booked in for later !!

steady ! more likely he had nice big bootful of parts to sell stranded wedges... , not stoopid that one.

hairdressing is more - ahem - up a Groofta's (back) street

[GV]

Gandalf said:

Not met a 450SE yet then?

Nice!

[Mr Tank]

GV said:

Gandalf said:

Not met a 450SE yet then?

Nice!

Or a 450SEAC!

From experance a 5lt chimp would have no chance!

[Jammy Dodger]

Mr Tank said:

Or a 450SEAC!

From experance a 5lt chimp would have no chance!

how about an SC500

[mikeb]

Oh Dear, just when I thought he had stopped being a big girl's blouse. At the end of the day its a Chimp, loads of 'em, all exactly the same and only the colour changes along with the IT consultant / Estate agent / hairdresser behind the wheel. Its the Mini of the TVR world

MikeyB

ps. possibly a bit harsh

[jmorgan]

Don't remember any golfers passing me at Duxford.

[Jammy Dodger]

Solitude said:

Cars were at a great local pub, and we were observing people looking around them........
They always linger longer on the beauty of the wedge wondering if it's a TR7 or a Fiat X-19

I'm sorry for that one, really....

jmorgan said:

Don't remember any golfers passing me at Duxford.

I'm in Ross on Wye - look forward to seeing you (in my r/v mirror blah yada yada blah blah)

Can't deny I found the chimp 500's trousers didn't quite match up with the mouth, hence the +/- 400bhp upgrade.

Still looks harmless though.... discreet, subtle, understated... no idea what I'm talking about ? am I pissing into the wind here on the cheese board ?

Edited by Jammy Dodger on Sunday 4th September 16:48

[GV]

I must drive soemthing bigger than my 350....

[Jammy Dodger]

GV said:

I must drive soemthing bigger than my 350....

i think we did business once - a long long time ago.... where you in business in Bounds Green in the 90s ?

[jmorgan]

Jammy Dodger said:

I'm in Ross on Wye - look forward to seeing you (in my r/v mirror blah yada yada blah blah)

Here?

Looks a nice place.

[Jammy Dodger]

jmorgan said:

Here?

Looks a nice place.

lol - a golf club is what I need to ward off all the chavs round here !

of course, nothing compares to Celtic Manor, another paragon of 80's design...

[GV]

Jammy Dodger said:

i think we did business once - a long long time ago.... where you in business in Bounds Green in the 90s ?

I went to school in Bounds Green - but I have never been in business there.

[Jammy Dodger]

GV said:

I went to school in Bounds Green - but I have never been in business there.

Must have been another AC.....

Reminds me, I miss Vrisakis !