Help! My Monkey Boots Are Dirty

[Chimpafrolic]

Hi Wedgies,

Winter is on its way so the Chimp has dug out his old Monkey Boots.

Problem is they need a damn good clean.

Can anyone recommend a good shoe cleaning kit for this avid TVR enthusiast?

Answers on a post card

[Chimpafrolic]

Come on Wedgies, one of you lot must know where I can get a nice shoe cleaning kit?

[jmorgan]

You could take the roof off and...... nah, that would never work.

[Chimpafrolic]

Perhaps I should look in the classifieds?

Hint, Hint............

[Act Daft]

errr whats a hint,hint....?
fill your boots
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3381855.htm

[Mr Tank]

O! Dave

You are so "shallow"

You know you want to buy it!
Or better still get your mate Gav to buy it for you!
It's the least he can do for all the help you give him!

Andy

[Chimpafrolic]

Mr Tank said:

O! Dave

You are so "shallow"

You know you want to buy it!
Or better still get your mate Gav to buy it for you!
It's the least he can do for all the help you give him!

Andy

The birthday boy shoots from the hip & finds his banana eating target, good shot Mr Tank.

That's why I love the Wedgies...... I take the pish, you take the pish back.

That's exactly how it's meant to be, & now Gav is using a lubricant I feel less pain.

You lot are still the best bunch of Tivers out there.

One day I will have that SEAC, mark my words Wedgies!

If you are dyslexic like me I will spell it out for you>>

Special Edition Aramid Composite...

Oooo those four words have just given me a semi on

Edited by Chimpafrolic on Thursday 3rd November 22:23

[adam quantrill]

Actually I do use boot polish on the steering wheel, comes up a treat.

So stick that in your banana and smoke it ;^)

[Mr Tank]

adam quantrill said:

Actually I do use boot polish on the steering wheel, comes up a treat.

So stick that in your banana and smoke it ;^)

Dave

Sounds like another interested party here! So you should put your money were your mouth is or miss out!

Andy

[Chimpafrolic]

Mr Tank said:

So you should put your money were your mouth is or miss out!

As you know I talk craap, do you take sheet for money Andy

[Wedg1e]

Chimpafrolic said:

One day I will have that SEAC, mark my words Wedgies!

If you are dyslexic like me I will spell it out for you>>

Special Edition Aramid Composite...

True Wedgies know that it stands for Sausage Egg And Chips.

Or Sh!t, 'Ere's A Copper...

[Wedg1e]

Act Daft said:

errr whats a hint,hint....?
fill your boots
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3381855.htm

Comes 'with a deference' apparently. To what does it defer?

[Chimpafrolic]

Wedg1e said:

Act Daft said:

errr whats a hint,hint....?
fill your boots
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3381855.htm

Comes 'with a deference' apparently. To what does it defer?

Good spot Wedg1e,

Seems the Tank is dyslexic like me is

[Mr Tank]

Chimpafrolic said:

Good spot Wedg1e,

Seems the Tank is dyslexic like me is

It took you long enough to spot my deliberate mistake!

Well that's my excuse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andy

[Mr Tank]

Well Dave you missed out Sold to Germany!!

[Chimpabollics]

Looks like I dropped a bollic there.

You snooze, you lose.

Well done Mr Tank I trust there will be a happy sausage muncher out there with very clean Jack Boots shoes.

[convert]

Chimpabollics said:

Looks like I dropped a bollic there.

You snooze, you lose.

Well done Mr Tank I trust there will be a happy sausage muncher out there with very clean Jack Boots shoes.

I hear that Frau Merkel has bought it, to polish her boots for her forthcoming invasion of trip to Greece.