My new job!...And i didn't even know it.

[mrzigazaga]

Hi Peeps...Went passed my old primary school this morning and saw this on the fence..Its nice to know I'm doing good things...Ziga

[Wedg1e]

So you 'went past' did you...

[mrzigazaga]

Wedg1e said:

So you 'went past' did you...

Well i was about too mate but then a teacher shouted out.."Hey wait..Your MrZigaZaga aren't you"..I said "Yes"..She said.."Haven't you read the small print on the sign...Theres 300 kids that need help crossing the road safely"..Lucky for me a lollipop lady turned up so i appointed her as chief road crosser again...

[Jack Valiant]

Well you said you wanted somewhere flat to do some work on the car ....ideal

[mrzigazaga]

Jack Valiant said:

Well you said you wanted somewhere flat to do some work on the car ....ideal

You know what mate if the old headmaster was still there he would probably let me...Funny ole soul he was..Ziga

[adam quantrill]

Zig have you been put down a year again??!? When are they going to let you up to secondary school??? ;^)

[mrzigazaga]

adam quantrill said:

Zig have you been put down a year again??!? When are they going to let you up to secondary school??? ;^)

Well its because I was such a helpful child that they don't want to let me go..So to date...I have 52,800 gold stars....44 impressive school reports...704 pairs of school shoes ranging from size 6 to 12..(I know)..I have got through 528 pens and pencils....10,560 cheese and piccalilli sandwiches..(A bit of ham would be nice mum)..10,000 apples....And a whole swimming baths of milk......I have also seen 10 different headmasters/Headmistress's come and go and bundles of teachers..."I just wanna leave NOW"...

[Waynester]

Wedg1e said:

So you 'went past' did you...

Ok, my keyboard now has Diet Coke sprayed on it!


So which one of these fine gentlemen is you???

[mrzigazaga]

Waynester said:

So which one of these fine gentlemen is you???

Ahh bejaysus..That'll be my fine cousins..Zig and Zag..They're the famous ones, They have met quite a few celebs and they are quite talented in the musical department...They were a right feckin pair when they were little..Always gettin in trouble..Mind you they still do...

[bluezeeland]

mrzigazaga said:

Well i was about to mate .............but then a teacher shouted out

You are having me worried now........what where you intending to mate with ?

[mrzigazaga]

bluezeeland said:

mrzigazaga said:

Well i was about to mate .............but then a teacher shouted out

You are having me worried now........what where you intending to mate with ?

Why poppy of course...

[bluezeeland]

ouch ! that would make for a 124 dB play-ground..........

[GOG440]

mrzigazaga said:

bluezeeland said:

mrzigazaga said:

Well i was about to mate .............but then a teacher shouted out

You are having me worried now........what where you intending to mate with ?

Why poppy of course...

Let the exhaust cool down first mate, you wouldnt want a nasty burn......