Tubular Hell(s)
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wedg1e

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27,032 posts

293 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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Take a Tasmin. Any Tasmin, this one will do:



Next, pull the sill covers off. Just for the hell of it...





Realise that a bit of catty is not going to fix this one. Apply small tapping stick to crumbly areas of first pic to find...



... a bit more rot (that plate is actually perforated, it just doesn't show up very well).

Next, get jiggy with tape measure and marker pen. Boogie on down with 7-pounder and some angle iron to create new plates, and do that funky angle-grinder thang to some steel tube. Lay on a smoooooth rhythm of satin black to produce a mellow medley of syncopated chassis sections ripe for the MIG torch....



Next, remove (read: skin knuckles, sprain wrist) sundry bolts and nuts allegedly retaining bodyshell to chassis. Bandage afflicted parts; affix gloves, goggles and ear defenders and extract revenge:




[To be continued, weather permitting ]

laup99

214 posts

256 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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OOhhhh its like those photo stories you used to get in comics when you were a kid!!!!

Can't wait for next weeks issue.

FHCNICK

1,376 posts

259 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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good man it seems you are a wiz with the mig welder wedj1e are your services for hire? (ooohh err missus)

Uriel

3,244 posts

279 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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My hero

grahamw48

9,944 posts

266 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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I can see a queue forming already


Edited to say: I pray I'm not in it!

>> Edited by grahamw48 on Monday 9th May 12:36

jmorgan

36,010 posts

312 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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Plastic padding not an option then

rev-erend

21,619 posts

312 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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Oh - it does not look so bad

Can't wait for next weeks exciting installment

350zwelgje

1,820 posts

289 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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Been there, done that, and got me a dirty t-shirt (and MOT).
Good luck with the repair.

Rob

wedg1e

Original Poster:

27,032 posts

293 months

Monday 9th May 2005
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Well, it was a glorious day... right up to the point where I opened the garage door and rolled out the MIG set...
Undeterred, I set to, lining up the new tube and tacking it to the three rails. Once I'd gone as far round each tube as I could, I had to jack up the car to get clearance to continue the welds underneath....



I had planned to get Julie to take a few pics of me 'hands-on', but she went in the bath and refused to visit the smoky outdoors!
To dress the welds in the inaccessible corners I had to use the die grinder with a burr in it. This makes a horrific mess comprising millions of steel shards that get in your clothes, hair and orifices. This is in addition to the weld splatter down the neck and in the ear....
Memo to self: dress like a tw@t, like most welders do, in future...

I removed paint from the plates around the areas to be welded, then with the car back on its wheels I slid the plates up behind the tube, and found the bolt holes still lined up! Amazing. So I cracked on in failing light and ran the top and bottom welds along each plate. The lower picture has a golden cast from the 250W floodlight....





All that remains is to dress the welds, apply more paint and fit new nuts and bolts. The rubber packings are still good so I can re-use them, though the seatbelt mounting will need a new nut.

Other side follows when my aching corpse recovers...

andy390

349 posts

304 months

Friday 13th May 2005
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quality report wedg1e! had me giggling in recognition:0).
been there,done that! not on the wedge, but on previous v8- iron oxide laden- rover p6.
those weld splatters in the ears are a bugger,particularly if they fall inside once they cool down!!
must get round to writing a report on my carpet retrim(32 individual pieces!)
good luck
Andy
ps dressing like a tt is definitely a good idea. also the welding helmet gives a great excuse for doing doctor who-alien impressions to the wife...

wedg1e

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27,032 posts

293 months

Thursday 19th May 2005
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One of the tricky bits is where the centre outrigger tube meets the sill rail. I chop away the sill either side....



... grind away the remaining bit of tube and shape the end of the outrigger to mate with the curve of the new sill rail. Well that's the theory: luckily you can build up the weld if you need to!

The nearside tubing was then dealt with in much the same way; here I've tacked the new tube in and am jigging up the plates to make sure everything fits.



I find that you can tack the sill plates then remove the bolts and packing rubbers while you complete the welds...



... then it's just a matter of bolting up and applying a liberal coat or two of paint. I've suggested that the owner leave the paint a week or two to finish curing and then apply some underseal to give that extra impact-resistance. In addition there were numerous areas where the epoxy had been chipped and rust was starting to spread, these would be worth grinding clean and painting as well.

Incidentally, TVR only tacked the bottom edge of the sill plates in three or four places. I run a continuous weld along. It doesn't really add strength as the top weld must take most of the loads, but it helps to keep the water out and, technically, according to the current MOT regs, any chassis weld must be continuous. Back in the days of working with my dad on old British heaps, sills etc. were typically weld an inch, miss six inches, weld an inch.....


>> Edited by wedg1e on Thursday 19th May 02:34

wedg1e

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27,032 posts

293 months

Thursday 19th May 2005
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FHCNICK said:
good man it seems you are a wiz with the mig welder wedj1e are your services for hire? (ooohh err missus)


Could be, but distance may be an object

FHCNICK

1,376 posts

259 months

Thursday 19th May 2005
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wedg1e said:

FHCNICK said:
good man it seems you are a wiz with the mig welder wedj1e are your services for hire? (ooohh err missus)



Could be, but distance may be an object


hmm it seems my scruffy wedge is in need of new outriggers, not had a look at it myself yet but thats what the mot station said when mrsfhc dropped it in for its mot (i know i should have checked first). must say your pics show that your skills are just what i'm after

Uriel

3,244 posts

279 months

Friday 20th May 2005
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I can heartily recommend the service.

HUGE thanks to wedg1e for sorting out my car!

Selmer

2,760 posts

270 months

Friday 20th May 2005
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Very impressive. I honestly wouldn't know where to start.

grahamw48

9,944 posts

266 months

Friday 20th May 2005
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Uriel said:
I can heartily recommend the service.

HUGE thanks to wedg1e for sorting out my car!


... and our TVR Guru is LOCAL.

We Want Wedg1e's Words of Wisdom !

HeyAndy

423 posts

277 months

Sunday 22nd May 2005
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Well done Ian

Did mine last year thanks to your input. Just got to respray the rest of the car put a new interior and it will be finished!!