What can we sell on EBAY ?

[rev-erend]

Very tongue in cheek this post ..

Following on from some cheeky git yesterday :

I could sell on EBAY :

1) Genuine BBWF BBQ ticket - lets start the bidding at £20

2) Entry to BBWF - lets start the bidding at £10

and lastly

3) A knacker Keene Bell roller rocker from my car - it's had a hard life - duties included being smothered in red hot oil and pushing a tappet down.. very rare so bidding to start at £30..

[pic]http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/pics//members/1150-car.JPG[/pic]

What else would you sell :D

[jmorgan]

I have some used tyre air?

[pwd95]

I've got a jar of noise from the car Yhat should fetch a few quid

[terence]

If you have got a jar that will keep noise fresh I'm interested.

[dickymint]

Tickets to a public buggering of a certain barsturd scumbag ebay user

[mikeb]

Calm down dicky don't get all excited again.

MikeB

[grahamw48]

Didn't know it was a rock n roll do.

Do we have to wear winklepickers ?

[streaky]

terence said:

If you have got a jar that will keep noise fresh I'm interested.

Jars don't work ... you have to bottle it - Streaky

[tallbloke]

I remember being in 'The Roscoe' the night before it was demolished to make way for the Sheepscar intersection for a couple of

An old Irish guy was wandering among the throng of revellers with tate and lyle syrup tins 'capturing the atmosphere'

"Genuine Roscoe smoky air" he said to me with a grin, "We're selling it to the yanks at $10 a can."

At closing time the Building bunch started dismantling the timber work from the frontage of the pub. A month or so later it reappeared as part of the interior decor of the 'New Roscoe' half a mile down the road.

[terence]

streaky said:

terence said:If you have got a jar that will keep noise fresh I'm interested. Jars don't work ... you have to bottle it - Streaky

Ah that is where I have been going wrong

[jmorgan]

jmorgan said:

I have some used tyre air?

I have received an e mail forcing me to remove this item. It is apparently a free item and this particular batch was emitted by one bustard aka gitus ignoramus.

I therefore remove this item and submit the air from my other tyre.

[dickymint]

I too have been asked to retract something from ebay..............my thumb from a certain orifice which is just as well cos it makes driving my "TVR kit car" bloody hard work