MikeyB and his new Mate
MikeyB and his new Mate
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dickymint

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29,056 posts

287 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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Bit of a story to share Mikey?:biglaugh:

[pic]http://www.tvrwedges.co.uk/IMG_0182a.JPG[/pic]

Gandalf

2,381 posts

267 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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Ooeer - can we expect another "before and after article" on the Wedgepages then Mike?

stainless_steve

6,051 posts

287 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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It's ok Mike,i won't say a thing

baaaaaaaaaa

rev-erend

21,619 posts

313 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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Ask - What ?

mikeb

2,869 posts

311 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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All packed up after the event, last couple of Wedges roaring out of the car park, turned the key and now't......not even a click.

Shite, 'whats wrong now?' must be the immobiliser playing up again (as it had happened once before) and it all pointed towards the alarm playing up I thought.

Tried again and nothing. The pump was running the LED's had stopped flashing on the immobiliser, everything should work. Dickymint chirped in 'I bet its a wire off the starter solenoid' he said.

Some mechanic types also chirped in 'nope sounds like an immobiliser issue to me'. I must admit that as it had happened before about a month ago but had cleared itself. So out comes the multimeter(s), tests the battery, coil and every other wire in the entire car. Changes the ECU for Jeff Morgans, still 'nowt.

Pull apart the loom, fusebox, ingition, coils, immobiliser box, immobiliser loom, half the dash and about everything else in the car. Shite cannot find out the issue. Four fully grown blokes clambering all over the car with multimeters and screwdrivers, still cannot find the issue.

Tried bump starting the car several times and..........still 'nowt. The car park is now empty, even the Wedge support vehicle has gone.

About an hour of fiddling and proding and still nothing.

Elaine then chirps up 'how many grown men does it take to fix a TVR? - four and still now luck'. 'All it takes is ONE woman with the forethought to bring the AA card' she said in a really smug sort of way.

The AA duly called and arrived in a short order. The guy asks me what have we tried so far?'. I say in an all knowing cocky sort of way 'we have power to the coil, we got 12.6v at the battery, we have tested and changed the ECU, we have tested every wire in the loom, every fuse, every relay, we have power to the fuel pump and there is even pertol in it!'.

The guy look under the car and says 'yeah you seem to have covered all the bases but what about this wire hanging off the starter solenoid!'

I'll get me coat

The guy put the wire back on and the car started straight away.

Good one Dicky.

Mike(using my hangover as an excuse)B

>> Edited by mikeb on Monday 1st August 20:35

grahamw48

9,944 posts

267 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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Happened to mine last week.

Bad earth from battery to engine.

I should have known - total deadness is usually battery/earth related. Always check terminals for tightness before anything else, and work back from there. (I USED to remember these things )

gun metal

821 posts

270 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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cantus and me think that is all set up mikeyb, and we think it is Dicky who organized it whit tallbroke

gsx600

2,740 posts

277 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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Sounds a bit fishy, as if the thin starter wire was of the starter solonoid them bumping it should have got it started ?

At least last year when I had the AA no one else was around to take the mick !!

dickymint

Original Poster:

29,056 posts

287 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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made my weekend - thinking of changeing my name to DickyWedg1eMint

mikeb

2,869 posts

311 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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Or how about; Dicky(flat-battery-in-my-multimeter)mint!

MikeB

rev-erend

21,619 posts

313 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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Ahh - The Welsh : Could'nt start a TVR in a car park of TVR experts

dickymint

Original Poster:

29,056 posts

287 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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mikeb said:
Or how about; Dicky(flat-battery-in-my-multimeter)mint!

MikeB



Well then - gloves off is it boyo?

Mikes other new mate is BOB.........................



And Taff-O reckons he's gay

>> Edited by dickymint on Monday 1st August 23:17

broadside

856 posts

311 months

Monday 1st August 2005
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Yeah, I agree. The dog definately looks gay !!

streaky

19,311 posts

278 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2005
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dickymint said:
Ahhhhh! LUNCH! - Kim Yung San

TVR-NUT

1,404 posts

283 months

Wednesday 3rd August 2005
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stainless_steve said:


It's OK Mike,I won't say a thing

baaaaaaaaaa


LMFAO

Mark

TVR-NUT

1,404 posts

283 months

Wednesday 3rd August 2005
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gsx600 said:
Sounds a bit fishy, as if the thin starter wire was of the starter solenoid them bumping it should have got it started ?

At least last year when I had the AA no one else was around to take the mick !!


Hate to pick a bone with you Paul, but in fact your wrong, because I was there last year to make sure you got on the trailer OK...

Mark