The Merry Christmas Wedgers Thread
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Yeah, xmas ....again....... digging the spiked pits and setting the bear traps for the carol singers. Not being a perve but I am going to hang around at the school and threaten to tell the kids that santa isn't real unless the parents pay me large sums of lolly.
Oh, and happy new year......
Oh, and happy new year......
Ding Dong merrily on high
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Next verse someone?
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Next verse someone?
Edited by andymadmak on Thursday 7th December 17:49
Ding Dong merrily on high
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
pray you dutifully prime
those oil pumps at each service
or you will surely surely find
no oil pressure you muppet!
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Next verse someone?
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
pray you dutifully prime
those oil pumps at each service
or you will surely surely find
no oil pressure you muppet!
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Next verse someone?
Edited by andymadmak on Thursday 7th December 17:51
andymadmak said:
Next verse someone?
Edited by andymadmak on Thursday 7th December 17:51
Not the next verse but I can feel a whole load of caroils coming on....
Silent night, roads are quiet
Engines warm, lights are 'bright'
Push the pedal to the floor
Hear the wedges tingling roar
Speed and disturb the peeeeeace
Speed and feel the release
andymadmak said:
Ding Dong merrily on high
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Next verse someone?
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Next verse someone?
Here goes verse 2 and 3 (still to the tune of "ding Dong Merrily on High"
Overtaken by a G-T-I,
The Wedges clutch is slipping.
Pulled over to the side,
Oil is a pissing.
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Undisclosed illegal speeds,
The wedge is now much dashing.
Look in rear-view mirror,
Blue lights now a flashing.
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Verse 4 anyone?
P.S. Christmas carrols are not Christmas carrols without a dancing baby:

l33 said:
andymadmak said:
Ding Dong merrily on high
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Next verse someone?
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Next verse someone?
Here goes verse 2 and 3 (still to the tune of "ding Dong Merrily on High"
Overtaken by a G-T-I,
The Wedges clutch is slipping.
Pulled over to the side,
Oil is a pissing.
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Undisclosed illegal speeds,
The wedge is now much dashing.
Look in rear-view mirror,
Blue lights now a flashing.
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Verse 4 anyone?
P.S. Christmas carrols are not Christmas carrols without a dancing baby:

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Ohh and merry chrimbo to you all too
Ding Dong merrily on high
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
pray you dutifully prime
those oil pumps at each service
or you will surely surely find
no oil pressure you muppet!
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Overtaken by a G-T-I,
The Wedges clutch is slipping.
Pulled over to the side,
Oil is a pissing.
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Undisclosed illegal speeds,
The wedge is now much dashing.
Look in rear-view mirror,
Blue lights now a flashing.
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Oh No! whats with all the vibes?
My Ujs self destructing
too much welly all the time
my hub nuts are un-coupling
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
pray you dutifully prime
those oil pumps at each service
or you will surely surely find
no oil pressure you muppet!
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Overtaken by a G-T-I,
The Wedges clutch is slipping.
Pulled over to the side,
Oil is a pissing.
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Undisclosed illegal speeds,
The wedge is now much dashing.
Look in rear-view mirror,
Blue lights now a flashing.
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Oh No! whats with all the vibes?
My Ujs self destructing
too much welly all the time
my hub nuts are un-coupling
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Edited by andymadmak on Thursday 7th December 23:18
Ding Dong merrily on high
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
pray you dutifully prime
those oil pumps at each service
or you will surely surely find
no oil pressure you muppet!
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Overtaken by a G-T-I,
The Wedges clutch is slipping.
Pulled over to the side,
Oil is a pissing.
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Undisclosed illegal speeds,
The wedge is now much dashing.
Look in rear-view mirror,
Blue lights now a flashing.
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Oh No! whats with all the vibes?
My Ujs self destructing
too much welly all the time
my hub nuts are un-coupling
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Chimps,Griffs,Cerbs and the like
to drive em makes you feel cool
But the wedge is the TVR king
Rare,loud and built in Blackpool
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
If ever you think of selling your Wedge
please read these word of warning
other cars may turn your head
but ALL will leave you yearning
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
pray you dutifully prime
those oil pumps at each service
or you will surely surely find
no oil pressure you muppet!
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Overtaken by a G-T-I,
The Wedges clutch is slipping.
Pulled over to the side,
Oil is a pissing.
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Undisclosed illegal speeds,
The wedge is now much dashing.
Look in rear-view mirror,
Blue lights now a flashing.
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Oh No! whats with all the vibes?
My Ujs self destructing
too much welly all the time
my hub nuts are un-coupling
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Chimps,Griffs,Cerbs and the like
to drive em makes you feel cool
But the wedge is the TVR king
Rare,loud and built in Blackpool
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
If ever you think of selling your Wedge
please read these word of warning
other cars may turn your head
but ALL will leave you yearning
Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!
Edited by badred on Friday 8th December 09:10
jmorgan said:
Yeah, xmas ....again....... digging the spiked pits and setting the bear traps for the carol singers. Not being a perve but I am going to hang around at the school and threaten to tell the kids that santa isn't real unless the parents pay me large sums of lolly.
Oh, and happy new year......
Too late. Darren has already done that to pay for the SEAC. Oh, and happy new year......

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