The Merry Christmas Wedgers Thread
The Merry Christmas Wedgers Thread
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BadRed

Original Poster:

3,450 posts

257 months

Thursday 7th December 2006
quotequote all
I know its early, but I wanted to be the first
xmas


Merry Christmas to all Wedgers, others halves and kids with no shoes (think about it Blaine)

Darren & Angie

Dont expect a card I am saving up
bounce

jmorgan

36,010 posts

313 months

Thursday 7th December 2006
quotequote all
Yeah, xmas ....again....... digging the spiked pits and setting the bear traps for the carol singers. Not being a perve but I am going to hang around at the school and threaten to tell the kids that santa isn't real unless the parents pay me large sums of lolly.




Oh, and happy new year......

dickymint

29,078 posts

287 months

Thursday 7th December 2006
quotequote all
jmorgan said:
xmas


It's CHRISTmas Jeff...... C H R I S T mas hehe

jmorgan

36,010 posts

313 months

Thursday 7th December 2006
quotequote all
dickymint said:
jmorgan said:
xmas


It's CHRISTmas Jeff...... C H R I S T mas hehe



Winds people up doesn't it

pwd95

8,457 posts

267 months

Thursday 7th December 2006
quotequote all
BadRed said:
Merry Christmas to all Wedgers, others halves and kids with no shoes


Ditto party

gandalf

2,381 posts

267 months

Thursday 7th December 2006
quotequote all

Lets go down the PUB

andymadmak

15,628 posts

299 months

Thursday 7th December 2006
quotequote all
Ding Dong merrily on high
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!

Next verse someone?

Edited by andymadmak on Thursday 7th December 17:49

andymadmak

15,628 posts

299 months

Thursday 7th December 2006
quotequote all
Ding Dong merrily on high
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!

pray you dutifully prime
those oil pumps at each service
or you will surely surely find
no oil pressure you muppet!

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!


Next verse someone?



Edited by andymadmak on Thursday 7th December 17:51

blaineuk

2,615 posts

276 months

Thursday 7th December 2006
quotequote all
BadRed said:


Merry Christmas to all Wedgers, others halves and kids with no shoes (think about it Blaine)



she can have some shoes once i have got the exhaust sorted on the wedge.
and merry christmas to you all.

CHJ

783 posts

242 months

Thursday 7th December 2006
quotequote all
andymadmak said:


Next verse someone?

Edited by andymadmak on Thursday 7th December 17:51



Not the next verse but I can feel a whole load of caroils coming on....


Silent night, roads are quiet
Engines warm, lights are 'bright'
Push the pedal to the floor
Hear the wedges tingling roar
Speed and disturb the peeeeeace
Speed and feel the release

bow

wee man

746 posts

266 months

Thursday 7th December 2006
quotequote all
Nadolig Llawen

l33

3,469 posts

253 months

Thursday 7th December 2006
quotequote all
andymadmak said:
Ding Dong merrily on high
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!

Next verse someone?



Here goes verse 2 and 3 (still to the tune of "ding Dong Merrily on High"

Overtaken by a G-T-I,
The Wedges clutch is slipping.
Pulled over to the side,
Oil is a pissing.

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!

Undisclosed illegal speeds,
The wedge is now much dashing.
Look in rear-view mirror,
Blue lights now a flashing.

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!



Verse 4 anyone?

P.S. Christmas carrols are not Christmas carrols without a dancing baby:

campbell

2,500 posts

312 months

Thursday 7th December 2006
quotequote all
l33 said:
andymadmak said:
Ding Dong merrily on high
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!

Next verse someone?



Here goes verse 2 and 3 (still to the tune of "ding Dong Merrily on High"

Overtaken by a G-T-I,
The Wedges clutch is slipping.
Pulled over to the side,
Oil is a pissing.

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!

Undisclosed illegal speeds,
The wedge is now much dashing.
Look in rear-view mirror,
Blue lights now a flashing.

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!



Verse 4 anyone?

P.S. Christmas carrols are not Christmas carrols without a dancing baby:



This is a top line, apsolotly top hehehehehehehehe:eheh:hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Ohh and merry chrimbo to you all too

andymadmak

15,628 posts

299 months

Thursday 7th December 2006
quotequote all
Ding Dong merrily on high
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!

pray you dutifully prime
those oil pumps at each service
or you will surely surely find
no oil pressure you muppet!

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!

Overtaken by a G-T-I,
The Wedges clutch is slipping.
Pulled over to the side,
Oil is a pissing.

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!

Undisclosed illegal speeds,
The wedge is now much dashing.
Look in rear-view mirror,
Blue lights now a flashing.

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!

Oh No! whats with all the vibes?
My Ujs self destructing
too much welly all the time
my hub nuts are un-coupling

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!








Edited by andymadmak on Thursday 7th December 23:18

badred

Original Poster:

3,450 posts

257 months

Friday 8th December 2006
quotequote all
Ding Dong merrily on high
this wedgers christmas carol
headlamp electrics just been fried
now as dark as inside a barrel

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!

pray you dutifully prime
those oil pumps at each service
or you will surely surely find
no oil pressure you muppet!

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!

Overtaken by a G-T-I,
The Wedges clutch is slipping.
Pulled over to the side,
Oil is a pissing.

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!

Undisclosed illegal speeds,
The wedge is now much dashing.
Look in rear-view mirror,
Blue lights now a flashing.

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!

Oh No! whats with all the vibes?
My Ujs self destructing
too much welly all the time
my hub nuts are un-coupling

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!

Chimps,Griffs,Cerbs and the like
to drive em makes you feel cool
But the wedge is the TVR king
Rare,loud and built in Blackpool

Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!

If ever you think of selling your Wedge
please read these word of warning
other cars may turn your head
but ALL will leave you yearning


Ror orororororor orororororor orororororor ororororor orororororrius
the noise of V8 wedges!










Edited by badred on Friday 8th December 09:10

dickymint

29,078 posts

287 months

Friday 8th December 2006
quotequote all
ACT for your zorsts
And Rimmers for SD1 Stuff
CarParts will sort u out as well
But don't forget Shpubs Bibble

Mar a a a ar ar ar aa aaaaararark mar arky Adams
will let them horses outa

andymadmak

15,628 posts

299 months

Friday 8th December 2006
quotequote all
dickymint said:
ACT for your zorsts
And Rimmers for SD1 Stuff
CarParts will sort u out as well
But don't forget Shpubs Bibble

Mar a a a ar ar ar aa aaaaararark mar arky Adams
will let them horses outa


Bibble? hehe


Is that a technical term?

Andy

taimar78

681 posts

291 months

Friday 8th December 2006
quotequote all
I would also like to add my Seasons Greetings to all you wedgers out there, and also to extend it to the whole TVR family.
May this be a great holiday season for all!
Marshall

gun metal

821 posts

270 months

Friday 8th December 2006
quotequote all
dickymint said:
ACT for your zorsts
And Rimmers for SD1 Stuff
CarParts will sort u out as well
But don't forget Shpubs Bibble

Mar a a a ar ar ar aa aaaaararark mar arky Adams
will let them horses outa
That urly in the pub Dicky,Ik snap er geen hol van.

hormone

823 posts

266 months

Friday 8th December 2006
quotequote all
jmorgan said:
Yeah, xmas ....again....... digging the spiked pits and setting the bear traps for the carol singers. Not being a perve but I am going to hang around at the school and threaten to tell the kids that santa isn't real unless the parents pay me large sums of lolly.




Oh, and happy new year......
Too late. Darren has already done that to pay for the SEAC. hehe