getting worried!!!

[gwood]

was chatting to a girl last nite in the local pub and she asked me wot tvr stood for ( i had my tvr jacket on).whilst explaining about my car,club meets and shows plus how much i polish and clean it including the engine which i have polished up too i thought" oh sh1t i sound a really sad case, i mean who polishes an engine!!!" please tell me i am not the only one....

[pwd95]

You'r not the only one

[chedder]

Your'e not the only two either, think we need to get a life!

[medieval]

No you're not the only three either - doesn't mean we not sad though

[beacon]

True, scary how an obsession to one seems outright mental to most .When chatting to anybody it can seem bad enough but when chatting to girls it must seem like we are potentially odd/infactuated!!!!!!!

[kfozz]

we are normal, its the rest of the world that is odd

[gwood]

phew glad im not the only one, i can go back outside now and finish polishing my engine ha ha!!

[AM400]

Engine is normal, i worried myself when I started polishing the chassis and wishbones!

[l33]

You bunch of annoracks!












I'm with you though...

I spend more time washing and polishing the 2 cars than I do cleaning myself
Wonder if that means I was the stinky kid at school?

[blaineuk]

l33 said:

You bunch of annoracks!












I'm with you though...

I spend more time washing and polishing the 2 cars than I do cleaning myself
Wonder if that means I was the stinky kid at school?

only at school??

[l33]

[comadis]

i always polish my distributor-cap..............





.......inside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



should i worry about that?

[dickymint]

Point is did you give her one?

[gun metal]

Bring her to the BBWf, than she can polish my "staf van sinterklaas"

[l33]

dickymint said:

Point is did you give her one?

[l33]

gun metal said:

Bring her to the BBWf, than she can polish my "staf van sinterklaas"

Or maybe she could "elk van zuig onze dicks?"

[GV]

[quote=gwood]was chatting to a girl last nite in the local pub and she asked me wot tvr stood for ( i had my tvr jacket on).whilst explaining about my car,club meets and shows plus how much i polish and clean it including the engine which i have polished up too i thought" oh sh1t i sound a really sad case, i mean who polishes an engine!!!" please tell me i am not the only one....[/quote

Are you sure she was interested in what TVR stood for, or did you fail to notice the chat up line...

[gwood]

she wasnt the type of girl you chat up if you know wot i mean... not a looker

[firefox1712]

There's a little bit of male/female psychology hidden in there. She was actually interested in YOU! The fact that she stopped to go out of her way to ask you what TVR stood foor suggests that she probably thought you were a bit of alright too. I mean, she probably wouldn't have asked you if you were an out and out plonker, would she?

What you might call in the trade, a 'buying signal'!

The correct answer would have been something along the lines of "It means I'm a real man and I'll sweep you off my feet" followed by "Wanna go park in the woods?" or some similar invitation.

You could, of course, then regale her with tales of Isadora Duncan and her infatuation with her young 'Mr Bugatti' and his glamourous car, and the final ride that led to her death. (Just remind your girl not to wear long scarves.) Alternatively, you could show her the controls, stalks and things.

My Wedge - I don't clean and polish it - I just drive it. That does not mean it isn't well looked after - quite the contrary. It just carries the dust and detritus of forays into battle on the roads of Essex and Suffolk - and it loves it all.

Maybe I'll take it out for a valet today!

JJ

[pr350]

You missed an ideal opportunity for saying that TVR stood for "Todger Very Rigid" there chap.

BTW you are all sad muppets - if it is dry enough to clean the car - it is dry enough to drive the car - stop polishing and get driving

HTH

Paul