I have cash for a wedge!
I have cash for a wedge!
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alex290568

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271 posts

244 months

Thursday 29th April 2010
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Based on the email below which I received today from Sgt John Owen I have $8.5m dollars to spend on a wedge. If anyone wants to give me their wedge today, I will pay half of my share to you when I get it. jester

GREETINGS MY DEAR FRIEND,
I wish to use this opportunity to solicit for your good assistance in a business deal which will be of immense benefit to both us if you cooperate with me and be very honest with me.

First let me introduce my self. My name is Sgt. John Owen, I am an United Nation soldier with Israeli background, serving in the military with the 3rd infantry division under the United Nations peace keeping Force in Baghdad Iraq. I am with a very desperate need of your assistance urgently. As I speak now, I have the sum 25.5M (Twenty Five Million Five Hundred thousand United States Dollars) stocked in a trunk box in a security company in Iraq waiting to be shipped into your custody via diplomatic courier carriage system, provided you can guarantee the safety of the fund and assure me that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my assignment here. This is not a stolen money, and there is no danger involved, I can assure you it's 100% risk free.

SOURCE OF MONEY: few of my military colleagues and me exported millions of crude oil barrels illegally from Iraq as the fight was going on. We sized the little opportunity that came our ways to make millions of dollars for our selves. But because, we have no registered oil company coupled with the fact that we are serving soldiers in Iraq. We cannot deposit millions of dollar into bank without explaining where we got it from which may lead to investigation confiscation of the fund by the government, so we decided to package the money in a trunk box and deposited in a security company here in Iraq for safe keeping.
This was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole. Of which my brother in-law was killed by a road side bomb last week. The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a big problem for me, so with the help of a British contractor working here and his office enjoy some immunity, I was able to package the money to a safer location in Security Company.

Until date, no body knows that the box contains a lot of money because I lied to the security company that the box contains only (FAMILY EFFECTS/TREASURE). You are the first person I am telling this because I need your assistance to take this box out of Iraq before they will discover that it contains a lot of money.
I decided to contact you because I know that you are in good business which is exactly where I want to invest the said fund after the deal is completed. I also know that with your vast experience, you are capable of handling the deal and as well. For your good assistance I am going to offer you 30% of the total sum of (US$25.5M) as contain in the box after the deal, while the remaining 70% will be for me

If you're in agreement with me, then get back to me immediately and send me your full names, phone number, delivery address including you identity card so that we can progress immediately with deal.

One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with anybody, should you have reasons to accept or reject this offer please.
Sincerely yours Friend,
Sgt. John Owen

pwd95

8,459 posts

268 months

Thursday 29th April 2010
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Tell him I'll do it for 10%. hehe

grahamw48

9,944 posts

268 months

Thursday 29th April 2010
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Sorry to gazump you, but I have already sent the gentleman £5000 to secure the deal.

You've got to be quick guys. biggrin