Wife/other half quotes, Should be good this.

[dixiebabes]

Pinched from the cerbie lads.

Kim "slow down i want to see the scenery"


Dix

[carob]

Carols quotes

Can you smell burning
Can you smell petrol
Can you smell the fields
Can you smell burning rubber............oh yeah baby!!!!!

Rob

[1 Finger Bandit]

"What the hell do you want one of them for"

[blaineuk]

"looks like a 70's porn star car"

[Barkychoc]

'It feels like it's going to fall to bits'

[gromit wedge]

"It's a bit loud"
"It's a bit rattly"
"It smells"
"How many miles per gallon do you get"
"Where you going to keep it"

Will I keep going!!!

[dixiebabes]

Sorry but cant resist, its gunna happen off Zig anyway "you will tell me when. WONT YOU?"

Or another one of her classics "Stop thinking your clever".

Dix

[hallsie]

'You'll never get the kids in the back'
'Should have bought a Cerbera'

Stu

PS, she did say that Martins new found SEAC would have been welcome.... women, I just dont get em!

[jmorgan]

"sagdsaifgagdggasgfsdffeeeeeeeeerk"

[dixiebabes]

hallsie said:

'You'll never get the kids in the back'
'Should have bought a Cerbera'

Stu

PS, she did say that Martins new found SEAC would have been welcome.... women, I just dont get em!

Ill never work em out
first time she got in she said i cant belive yo have spent all that on this blah blah blah". I took off down the street next sentence was "OHHHH i like this? ? ? ?". Like i said ill never work em out!

Dix

[dixiebabes]

Another classic after being pulled over by a policeman and trying to justify doing 120 mph in a 70 zone, and i quote Kim "i would'nt argue with him when he has had a drink officer"

[adam quantrill]

"Yes yes yes yes yeeeeeesssss"

You can do it in a wedge...

[broadside]

Her:- "I want a divorce"!

Me:- "Can I keep the TVR"?

Her:- "Yes"!

Me:- " Where do I sign"?

[dixiebabes]

broadside said:

Her:- "I want a divorce"!

Me:- "Can I keep the TVR"?

Her:- "Yes"!

Me:- " Where do I sign"?

Dix

[jock sproket]

Mirrn "there will be no chance of the old rusty problem with it then"
Sproket "has that jeff been in the boot"

sprocket
(sorry jeff to good to miss)

[GadgeS3C]

Her "I want to buy a TVR"

Me -

[Oz2]

"It's all brass and no class", good but my personal fave.... "there is five of us and only two seats"Gee had'nt thought of that!!!!!!

[dixiebabes]

jock sproket said:

Mirrn "there will be no chance of the old rusty problem with it then"
Sproket "has that jeff been in the boot"

sprocket
(sorry jeff to good to miss)

HEHEHEHEHEHE

[db800]

When I got it
Why do we need 4 cars and I can only drive 1

when I took her out in it
Do you need to have it this low,
Do you need it this loud,
Do you to go so fast.

That was 3 years ago and she hasnt been in it since. or the S

[aderut]

Her Nibbs "It's a bit noisy isn't it!"
Me "Can't say I ever noticed"
Her "Really???"
Me "Naahh"

THWACK!!