Chimp Seen Spanking a Wedge in Herts

[Chimpafrolic]

STOP PRESS:

Today in Hertfordshire a surprise encounter between a Wedge & a Chimp gave rise to a new friendship.

Surely not!

After a candle lit beverage the relationship blossomed.

Climaxing in the Chimp spanking the Wedge up a hill in Rickmansworth.

How romantic is that?

The Chimp reminds the Wedge to watch out for giant Brazilian rabbits on his way back to Maple Cross.

[chedder]

Chimpafrolic said:

STOP PRESS:

Today in Hertfordshire a surprise encounter between a Wedge & a Chimp gave rise to a new friendship.

Surely not!

After a candle lit beverage the relationship blossomed.

Climaxing in the Chimp spanking the Wedge up a hill in Rickmansworth.

How romantic is that?

The Chimp reminds the Wedge to watch out for giant Brazilian rabbits on his way back to Maple Cross.

Errrrrr is this something to do with Golf???????

[Solitude]

Snuck up from behind Dave, and caught me unawares !!
Couldn't help but get the feeling you're ready for a move UP to a wedge !!

It's an exclusive club, and you'd have to go in front of a commitee to see if your worthy!!!
Keep it dark about owning the chimp...keep me in cold ones, and i'll put in a good word....and maybe...just maybe !!

Glad to make your aquaintance, and see you on the Green on the 8th.

Amazing what a wide angled lense can do to a rabbit too !

[Solitude]

chedder said:

Errrrrr is this something to do with Golf???????

Chimp owner giving it large chedder....do me a favour mate, come down to the smoke in your wedge and teach him a lesson.

Gavin

[Chimpafrolic]

Seriously though, Ricmansworth never sounded so good when we went up that hill.

The white Wedge sounds the nuts.

Next time I will let you drive the Chimp, room for your golf clubs too

[Chimpafrolic]

350 V8 spec, Emerald K3 ecu, coil packs, Intercooled Eaton M90 Supercharger, blower cam, stage 2 big valve heads.

You aint just Cheese.

You is the BIG CHEESE!

Still spank you in me Chim though.

No laughing gas please, that's cheating

Already got one Wedge sticker with a line through it on my door WW2 dog fight style.

Bring it on Wedgers.

All you northern monkeys should come darn sarf & I'll have the lot of you

[chedder]

Chimpafrolic said:

Already got one Wedge sticker with a line through it on my door WW2 dog fight style.

Bring it on Wedgers.

All you northern monkeys should come darn sarf & I'll have the lot of you

Bloody long way to come just to see a Chimp in my rear view mirror but you never know, may get down there at some point (wether its before or after the next round of engine upgrades is debatable!

Chedder

[Chimpafrolic]

chedder said:

Bloody long way to come just to see a Chimp in my rear view mirror but you never know, may get down there at some point (wether its before or after the next round of engine upgrades is debatable!

Chedder

Cool, you are most welcome.

We are surprisingly friendly down here.

I can even arrange for Solitude to buy the beers

[pwd95]

If you think the 350 sounded good you really need to hear Chedders machine.
Oh & FWIW, 'The Big Cheese' will get the better of a 4.0 Chimp.

[Chimpafrolic]

pwd95 said:

If you think the 350 sounded good you really need to hear Chedders machine.
Oh & FWIW, 'The Big Cheese' will get the better of a 4.0 Chimp.

Fair play, a Wedge with a blow job is going to be a challenge for sure

[dixiebabes]

Go on cheddar lad kick his mully ass ha ha
love it

Dix

Edited by dixiebabes on Thursday 28th April 08:51

[mrzigazaga]

Personally i think the NOS speaks for itself..

[chedder]

mrzigazaga said:

Personally i think the NOS speaks for itself..

Certainly does......extra hp at the flick of a switch FABULOUS!.....currently running an extra 50hp but have the jets for an extra 100, problem is expecting the LT77 to cope with 370-380hp and 400 flbs of torque may just be the final straw for it.

Chedder

P.S may be selling on the NOS this year, any interested Wedgers let me know or have a look at the set up at Wedgefest.

[mrzigazaga]

chedder said:

400 flbs of torque.

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[chedder]

mrzigazaga said:

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Stats without the Nos are a little less exciting......270-280 hp and 330flbs of torque depending on intake temps......but certainly still enough to shake up Chimpafrolics 400 Chimmy....and enough to drain the fuel tank faster than my wallet can keep up

Chedder

[dixiebabes]

chedder said:

Stats without the Nos are a little less exciting......270-280 hp and 330flbs of torque depending on intake temps......but certainly still enough to shake up Chimpafrolics 400 Chimmy....and enough to drain the fuel tank faster than my wallet can keep up

Chedder

Oh aye chedder thats not exiting at all without the NOS? Only 280 Bhp in a wedge??? yes please.

[mrzigazaga]

300+flbs is still something worth torque-ing about..

[chedder]

mrzigazaga said:

300+flbs is still something worth torque-ing about..

It sure is.....wags its tail rather a lot on standard road tyres, hence why I use some rather tasty Toyo 888's to keep it in check, amazing tyres in the dry...bit iffy in the wet though

Chedder

[Jonny weggie]

May the Wedge be with you Tony Skywalker, as for that tree hugging, banana eating chimp, lol, good luck you'll need it.
PS - Dave, you could be the first friendly chimp owner i've heard about,keep it up bud.

jonny.

[Chimpafrolic]

Jonny weggie said:

May the Wedge be with you Tony Skywalker, as for that tree hugging, banana eating chimp, lol, good luck you'll need it.
PS - Dave, you could be the first friendly chimp owner i've heard about,keep it up bud.

jonny.

Loving this, you Wedge boys kill me

I think I am the only Chimpster that's been brave enough to take a friendly pop at the cheese drivers, from what i can see you are certainly good sports

My 4 litre Chimp is fighting fit and up for the challenge.

She's an original HC spec which was a £1000.00 engine upgrade from TVR.

It got the vernier adjusted TVR 435 high lift cam with duplex timing chain, high compression pocket pistons & double valve springs.

To keep my monkey jungle fresh I have fitted:

• V8 Developments Stealth cam dialed in by Rob Robertson
• Full smooth bore ACT induction kit with K&N
• SC-Power Plenum Spacer
• SC-Power trumpet bell mouths
• Dropped trumpets
• Bosch higher flow rate injectors
• Mark Adams Tornado Chip
• Magnecore leads
• TVR Power high flow banana dispenser

If we see some bends I have the following Wedge spanking setup:

• Gaz Gold Pro fully adjustable dampers fitted at the Gaz factory
• Uprated springs (20%)
• New suspension bushes all round with Sagaris spec thrust shims
• Leven fully adjustable rose jointed ARB links
• Front ARB poly bushed
• Goodyear Eagle F1 GSD tyres
• Full geometry setup by Wheels in Motion on their state of the art Hunter Hawkeye laser rig

When I stop to wait for the cheese shaped cars to catch up I will do so with the help of my refreshed 5.0 litre Griffith spec brakes with Pagid pads and braided hoses.

Finally because the Chimp weighs in at a massive 100kg less than the lardy Wedge cars its just like having another 20hp on tap even with the golf clubs in the boot

So its time for a rumble in the jungle, I can smell the cheese melting already

I like you Wedgers, one thing you can say is "you got balls"