Chim driver saying hiya
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Hello boys,
Heard on the chim forum that there is some ooohhh naughty boy banter going on amonst you hairy chested wedge boys so I thought I’d have a little poke around. Well I better introduce myself so I’m Billy, I’m a hairdressing technician, yes shut up, I am, the technician bit makes me sound a bit earthy but it just a name to make the old biddy’s in my saloon feel a bit special. Although I like the idea of being a bit macho, a real fan of that construction worker in the Village People.
Anyhow I do ramble on, well you have to in my job, you know talking about Xfactor, Hello Mag, Golfing, yessss Golf, ohhh I just love that Pringle, but you wedgers being real men want to hear about my chim. Well about a year ago I decided I’ve done the Ford Street Ka, the Mx-5 both lovely cars but I wanted something with a bit more vroom. I was drawn to the wedge but in all honesty they are a bit macho for me and those lines, ohhhh so 1980’s and hard darling, not that you hear me complaining about that often sweety.
Soooo the wedge was a big no nooooo too brash, same with the Griffith and as for the cerb, ooooh nearly pooped myself went it started up. I was on the verge of going for a boxter when I spied the Chimera in the small ads in Golf Monthly, well what can I say, luvvvvv at first sight, those soft femine lines, that bulbous rear so round and plump I was physically drawn to it. The previous owner had reached that crossroads in life, other activities such as golf and girlfriend, shame about the latter as I’m sure I brought out his femine side and could have turned him but the deal was done.
I do love my Chimmy, of course my pet name is Chimmy Choo’s for my car, I’m sure you all have names for your wedges as well but look at me again prattling on so just better go, early start as Mavis is in at 9 for a blue rinse but hopefully bump into some of you lovely guys soon, just hope for your sake I don’t rear end you.
Ta ta
Luv Billy
PS Me with my steed
Heard on the chim forum that there is some ooohhh naughty boy banter going on amonst you hairy chested wedge boys so I thought I’d have a little poke around. Well I better introduce myself so I’m Billy, I’m a hairdressing technician, yes shut up, I am, the technician bit makes me sound a bit earthy but it just a name to make the old biddy’s in my saloon feel a bit special. Although I like the idea of being a bit macho, a real fan of that construction worker in the Village People.
Anyhow I do ramble on, well you have to in my job, you know talking about Xfactor, Hello Mag, Golfing, yessss Golf, ohhh I just love that Pringle, but you wedgers being real men want to hear about my chim. Well about a year ago I decided I’ve done the Ford Street Ka, the Mx-5 both lovely cars but I wanted something with a bit more vroom. I was drawn to the wedge but in all honesty they are a bit macho for me and those lines, ohhhh so 1980’s and hard darling, not that you hear me complaining about that often sweety.
Soooo the wedge was a big no nooooo too brash, same with the Griffith and as for the cerb, ooooh nearly pooped myself went it started up. I was on the verge of going for a boxter when I spied the Chimera in the small ads in Golf Monthly, well what can I say, luvvvvv at first sight, those soft femine lines, that bulbous rear so round and plump I was physically drawn to it. The previous owner had reached that crossroads in life, other activities such as golf and girlfriend, shame about the latter as I’m sure I brought out his femine side and could have turned him but the deal was done.
I do love my Chimmy, of course my pet name is Chimmy Choo’s for my car, I’m sure you all have names for your wedges as well but look at me again prattling on so just better go, early start as Mavis is in at 9 for a blue rinse but hopefully bump into some of you lovely guys soon, just hope for your sake I don’t rear end you.
Ta ta
Luv Billy
PS Me with my steed
Hi Chim hairdresser,
I am a Big Bad Wedge driver and I must say I love the cut of your jib.
How brave for a man of your persuasion to be driving the superior Chimaera.
I looked at a Chim but decided it was a bit too advanced for me, so like all the other closet boys I hide my bedroom habits by driving a rufty tufty Wedge.
I love the idea that all those straight boys look at me and say, oooh there goes a real man.
There is no doubt you have chosen the better car but I just love how my Wedge looks outside the public toilets.
The suspension is more basic but that just gives be a rougher ride, & how I love a rough ride.
My exhaust makes lots of pops & bangs, I love poppers and bangers.
So perhaps we should get together sometime, I may even let you play with my flapper.
I am a Big Bad Wedge driver and I must say I love the cut of your jib.
How brave for a man of your persuasion to be driving the superior Chimaera.
I looked at a Chim but decided it was a bit too advanced for me, so like all the other closet boys I hide my bedroom habits by driving a rufty tufty Wedge.
I love the idea that all those straight boys look at me and say, oooh there goes a real man.
There is no doubt you have chosen the better car but I just love how my Wedge looks outside the public toilets.
The suspension is more basic but that just gives be a rougher ride, & how I love a rough ride.
My exhaust makes lots of pops & bangs, I love poppers and bangers.
So perhaps we should get together sometime, I may even let you play with my flapper.
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