Help Needed (for Cash)

[nervous]

Hiya,

I run a little company that does fun projects in schools, and I badly need some helpers for a few jobs Ive got coming up in Norfolk, as a few of our regulars are off sick or doing exams.

Were looking for anybody of any age, shape or creed: what we do isn't complicated at all. Think Brainiac, but with much sillier haircuts. Anyway, you need no experience or any kind of specific teaching background as full training will be given on the day, and well pay you in cash for your help. All you'll need is to be there and enjoy yourself just as much as the kids. You certainly wont be responsible for anything technical or crowd control, or indeed anything even remotely troublesome. In short, if your free on the date we need you, and your fun to be with, your over-qualified.

So then, the first two gigs are next week, namely Tuesday and Friday, so If you can help with those, (or any of the others weve got coming up) and would like paying for coming along and helping out or just would like to know more, please get in touch as soon as you can either through my profile or via [e-mail]

Thanks in advance folks,
N.

[Simpo Two]

Don't you need some kind of police certificate to work in schools or anywhere children these days?

[nervous]

Simpo Two said:

Don't you need some kind of police certificate to work in schools or anywhere children these days?

You dont need it (its not law, and schools dont require it), but we get all our folks CRB checked. Its quick and simple and can easily be done beforehand, at our cost.

[nervous]

No response for this? Did I make it sound dodgy or something?

[Simpo Two]

Darren lives nearby - I think he'd make a great climbing frame for kids!

[nervous]

Simpo Two said:

Darren lives nearby - I think he'd make a great climbing frame for kids!

awesome. he sounds perfect.

just dont get nicked for speeding on the way Darren, we cant afford bail

[gtr-gaz]

nervous said:

No response for this? Did I make it sound dodgy or something?

Working with kids is dodgy enough these days, even for teachers.
You can get called a pervert for even patting them on the head...not that I have, mind you.

Hope it works out for you, though.

[nervous]

gtr-gaz said:

You can get called a pervert for even patting them on the head...not that I have, mind you.

Hope it works out for you, though.

should i have said that were dead against touching? reckon that will increase or limit my chances of getting good people?

[Simpo Two]

nervous said:

should i have said that were dead against touching? reckon that will increase or limit my chances of getting good people?

Well it is Norfolk...

I used to go out with a piano teacher and she wasn't allowed even to touch her pupil's fingers to move them onto the correct keys... just in case Timmy cries 'rape' and gets his dad's solicitor onto her...

[nervous]

Simpo Two said:

I used to go out with a piano teacher and she wasn't allowed even to touch her pupil's fingers to move them onto the correct keys... just in case Timmy cries 'rape' and gets his dad's solicitor onto her...

In his defense, Timmys much better now.

[B19GRR]

Hi Nervy,

Whereabouts in Norfolk will this be? My GF is interested but we're over near Huntingdon so a trek to the far reaches of Norfolk might be a bit much (Takes me 2 hours to get to Norwich).

Cheers,
Rob

[nervous]

B19GRR said:

Hi Nervy,

Whereabouts in Norfolk will this be? My GF is interested but we're over near Huntingdon so a trek to the far reaches of Norfolk might be a bit much (Takes me 2 hours to get to Norwich).

Cheers,
Rob

Tuesday is litcham, not sure how far from you that is chum. We do a ton of work over your side of the county, so if not this one, then maybe another?

[B19GRR]

nervous said:

B19GRR said:

Hi Nervy,

Whereabouts in Norfolk will this be? My GF is interested but we're over near Huntingdon so a trek to the far reaches of Norfolk might be a bit much (Takes me 2 hours to get to Norwich).

Cheers,
Rob

Tuesday is litcham, not sure how far from you that is chum. We do a ton of work over your side of the county, so if not this one, then maybe another?

Thanks mate, I think that might be a bit far this time around. She's going to drop you an email though so you can have a blah about stuff in general.

Cheers,
Rob

[nervous]

B19GRR said:

She's going to drop you an email though so you can have a blah about stuff in general.

Cheers,
Rob

Thanks mate

[Naughty Magpie]

Hi Matt,

I'd be interested in doing the odd day or two, but not the ones next week - bit busy with my work atm!
Hope that's of some help to you.

Thumbs up to the website by the way, really made me laugh.

Hannah.

[nervous]

Naughty Magpie said:

Hi Matt,

I'd be interested in doing the odd day or two, but not the ones next week - bit busy with my work atm!
Hope that's of some help to you.

Thumbs up to the website by the way, really made me laugh.

Hannah.

Excellent, thanks H. Drop me a line when you get a mo and Ill send you the calendar thingy.



Ps thanks for liking the website, I get told to grow up quite a lot, so its nice when someone gets it.