The "TABLE OF DOOM"

[Blues]

Deep in darkest Berkshire, in a quiet leafy suburb, lurks a terror, that makes grown men quake in their boots.
A seemingly innocuous piece of household furniture:



manages to ensnare even the most hardened drinkers:



quickly rendering them absolutely useless:







Many victims have been taken, and i suspect there are more to come

Edited by Blues on Monday 3rd August 21:25

Edited by Blues on Tuesday 4th August 07:28

[nonuts]

I'm bloody happy there don't appear to be pictures from the fewmany occasions I've ended up there!

Good work guys, sorry I missed it even more now!

[xllifts]

nonuts said:

I'm bloody happy there don't appear to be pictures from the fewmany occasions I've ended up there!

Good work guys, sorry I missed it even more now!

Ferkin lmao no actually have another

[mrsxllifts]

Any mentions of the chair of Neil?

[zhead]

"Indiana Snooze and the Table of Doom"

Dear me. Shocking behaviour.

Lest this be a lesson to thineself. Double gins, lager, curry, more double gins, pink champagne and whisky does not an awake man make

Beware that table people - "David and the Cupboard of Plenty" (with midget bar tender included) is a very, very dangerous place in the early hours.

[Sods Law]

Light weights we should have been in scotland with the skanks of doom!

[Robatr0n]

I think I'll be steering clear of this table.

[nonuts]

Robatr0n said:

I think I'll be steering clear of this table.

And that is why you have the trophy, even Avril has endured the table...

[Sods Law]

nonuts said:

Robatr0n said:

I think I'll be steering clear of this table.

And that is why you have the trophy, even Avril has endured the table...

Homotastic!

[Vixpy1]

[identti]

Sods Law said:

Light weights we should have been in scotland with the skanks of doom!

Yeh, Susie's Herpies-ridden tongue is still giving me nightmares.

In her case I do not love tongue!

[Blues]

zhead said:

"Indiana Snooze and the Table of Doom"

Dear me. Shocking behaviour.

Lest this be a lesson to thineself. Double gins, lager, curry, more double gins, pink champagne and whisky does not an awake man make

Beware that table people - "David and the Cupboard of Plenty" (with midget bar tender included) is a very, very dangerous place in the early hours.

'nuf said!

[VerySideways]

Repeat performance this Friday?

Good luck tomorrow old man

[Blues]

VerySideways said:

Repeat performance this Friday?

Good luck tomorrow old man

[John D.]

Love the before and after shots!

[Robatr0n]

Sods Law said:

nonuts said:

Robatr0n said:

I think I'll be steering clear of this table.

And that is why you have the trophy, even Avril has endured the table...

Homotastic!

Hey, you can't say anything! I've seen the Scotland photos!

[john_r]

Blues said:

VerySideways said:

Repeat performance this Friday?

[Revs_Addiction]

It looks so innocuous in the 1st picture!!

[Tvrjock]

Im sure the hardened Touirsts from [-Scotland/] Would have had enough practice by now
Graeme

[MadMacMcMad]

Ah, I've heard so much about the table of doom, but never had a chance to sample it's corruption. Unfortunately I'll miss it again this Friday, But I live in hope.