Leven Technology, an idea.....................
Discussion
Following on from Appentice's comments about those Chavvy Euro 2004 flags in the 'Strange flapping noise' thread I can't help but wonder how Leven Technology missed out on all that Chavtastic, gung ho, patriotism of the past month.
How about for the next World Cup, encouraging them to produce :
The Leven Flag.
A hand crafted silk St George's cross, bordered with a hand-stitched band of ribbon around the edge, colour matched to your car's paintwork.
Your own initials and vehicle registration number hand embroidered in each corner.
A choice of either solid aluminium or French polished beech wood for the pole.
All coming in an overly large plastic box that will only just fit in the boot when not in use.
Attached to the car by very, very, tiny Allen Screws. (Free very tiny Allen Key with each purchase, guaranteed not to snap if only used once. Carefully.)
Price 199.99.
Delivery may take up to four years.
How about for the next World Cup, encouraging them to produce :
The Leven Flag.
A hand crafted silk St George's cross, bordered with a hand-stitched band of ribbon around the edge, colour matched to your car's paintwork.
Your own initials and vehicle registration number hand embroidered in each corner.
A choice of either solid aluminium or French polished beech wood for the pole.
All coming in an overly large plastic box that will only just fit in the boot when not in use.
Attached to the car by very, very, tiny Allen Screws. (Free very tiny Allen Key with each purchase, guaranteed not to snap if only used once. Carefully.)
Price 199.99.
Delivery may take up to four years.
Laugh? I just pissed myself
hut49 said:
Nominated for Post of the Year!
Aw shucks.
This comes as a complete surprise to me and [sniff] I am almost overwhelmed with gratitude. [sniffle]
In accepting this nomination I would like to thank those people who have made it possible
[sob, sniff] without whose help I would just be another sad petrol head with an addiction to message boards. 
[sob, sob, gurgle, sniffle]
My agent, manager, hairdresser, manicurist, dog walker, paper boy..........................[gurgle, howl]
[breaks down sobbing like a man whose just seen his main dealer's service bill]
I love you all, thank you and goodnight.
[Prunus ushered gently from the keyboard and into a waiting executive stretch ambulance]
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