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Discussion
Watch me Paul. Learn from me. I could teach you everything there is to know about this business. These aren't TVR's were selling here - they're dreams.
And to know about cars, to know about dreams, you have to know about women.
A woman is not just a creature that likes fine wines, Whitney Houston films, and the manly smell of a pipe. A woman is a complex, mysterious box of tricks. When your selling a car to a woman, you have to imagine you're making love to her. You have to seduce her. And when she buys, that's the big "O". Orgasm Central. A multiple orgasm would be... if she
bought lots of cars.
But when you're selling a car to a man, it all comes down to who's got the biggest todger. You have to make him think that his is bigger. But - in order to sell it to him, you have to know that yours is the biggest. You have to keep telling yourself, "I've got the biggest todger in the world."
But it's not as big as mine, Paul. It's not as big as mine.
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