6 million in cash
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ukbob

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16,277 posts

294 months

Tuesday 24th August 2004
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I had to share this, because its been making me laugh for days

I took £2500 out of the bank in twenties, 2k for the TIV upgrades and £500 for me (so in other words 2500 for me )

Forgot about the £2500 in my sky rocket (somehow, despite the wad being as thick as a brick) and the girlfriend decided we'd pop into Tesco for a few sundries our way home.

There was a young chav type working the till, he couldnt have been more than 16. Embarassingly, I'd forgotten to slip a 20 into my back pocket for easy access, and had to wedge out the entire wad in view of everyone in the queue when it came time to pay.

His face was a picture when I pulled out what probably looked like drug money, plucked a twenty off the top and handed it to him

He probably thought I was a right flash git but the classic look on his face made my embarassement worthwhile though

crankedup

25,764 posts

272 months

Tuesday 24th August 2004
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Did he check it to make sure it was a goodun

ukbob

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16,277 posts

294 months

Tuesday 24th August 2004
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crankedup said:
Did he check it to make sure it was a goodun



The look he gave me was awkward, I recon he had other things on his mind!

roadsweeper

3,789 posts

303 months

Wednesday 25th August 2004
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*awaitsthepostingfromukbob'smissustellingusthatunfortunatelyhewasbeatentodeathbyayoungladinafailedrobberyattempt*

IPAddis

2,511 posts

313 months

Wednesday 25th August 2004
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Imagine the look on Peter Wheelers face when the new owner walked in with 15 million in cash!