Sorry, couldnt resist it.....Friday Funny

[njw 77]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen......

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the fg car."

I thank you

Think I'll go hide now

[WildfireS3]

I may actually have to use that on!

[mrmaggit]

You put salt on your fried eggs?

[V8 Kieran]

[venom]

I've been looking for a new wind up for the missus for a while, and you've just provided the winner

What that says about my relationship with the girlfriend, I'll leave up to you

[pzero64]

[jonnie5]

venom said:

I've been looking for a new wind up for the missus for a while, and you've just provided the winner What that says about my relationship with the girlfriend, I'll leave up to you

If you want a new wind up, try this. (Works best just before a football match is about to start on the telly!)

Go home, plonk yourself on the sofa and say "Get us a beer love before it starts!".

After finishing that beer, sit back and say "Get us another beer love. Quickly, before it starts!"

Then again "Get us another beer love before it st..", at this point you you should get an interuption along the lines of "WHAT IS IT WITH YOU? YOU COME IN, SIT DOWN AND EXPECT ME TO WAIT ON YOU ETC. ETC......"
















You interupt with " Here we go, it's started!"




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[Mrs_T]

When I read the original post it reminded me of driving with my other half. This is usually what I get from him when he's in the passenger seat. He is the most God-awful passenger. Sherbert lemons seem to shut him up though.
Karen

[Tripps]

jonnie5 said:

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And a "dead man" one afterwards