He's not really a tortoise....

[Greg M]

The tortoise and the hare agree to a rerun of the infamous race. They are on the line, under starters orders...

"Marks..... Set...."

Hare suddenly shouts "Stop! Stop, stop, stop... Tortoise...? Where are your eyebrows...?'

Tortoise replies "Well, I'm a tortoise - we don't have eyebrows...."

"Oh", says Hare, "Ok then..."

"On your marks..... Set...."

Hare, again, suddenly shouts "Stop! Stop, stop, stop... Tortoise...? Where is your nose...?'

Tortoise replies "Well, I'm a tortoise - we don't have noses...."

"Oh", says Hare, "Ok then..."

Starter: "Last time, Hare. On your marks..... Get set.... G"

Hare suddenly shouts "Stop! Stop, stop, stop... Tortoise...? Where are your ears...?!?!?!'

Tortoise replies "Well, I'm a tortoise - we don't have ears either...."

"Oh", says Hare. Then "I'm not racing... You're not really a tortoise - you're Nikki Lauda!"

I don't venture into the 'General' part of the forum. In fact, some say I just don't get out much

[Chilliman]

Tenner says you're a Grief owner

[Greg M]

Hahaha. I ain't taking that bet!

[Tanguero]

School holidays again then...

[Big Al.]

Jokes go here

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...