I'd like to catch him/them.
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Seriously though, what is the world coming to? You leave your car for five minutes to pop to the shops and some moron makes a big deep scratch in your motor - for no reason whatsoever! It seriously makes my blood boil. Reminds of John Travolta in Pulp Fiction: "It'd be worth them doing it just to catch them".
Being pragmatic, I do take some cold comfort in one thing though. They've obviously got a serious case of "car envy" and with an IQ of about 30 I doubt they'll ever amount to anything. As such, they're the ones that will go through life envious of everyone else. As for me, I'll put my hand in my pocket, pay for it to be fixed and get on with living a civilised life.
Being pragmatic, I do take some cold comfort in one thing though. They've obviously got a serious case of "car envy" and with an IQ of about 30 I doubt they'll ever amount to anything. As such, they're the ones that will go through life envious of everyone else. As for me, I'll put my hand in my pocket, pay for it to be fixed and get on with living a civilised life.
As reported on here, I had my Chim keyed by what I thought was some passing scote in Bournemouth.
Paid for the repairs myself to save on no claims.
Didn't report in to the police and so had no crime number.
Turns out that the person who did it lived in the house I parked outside.
He was caught in the act by a police observation unit thingy after a lot of other people had had the same done to them.
I now have his name and address.
I'm very tempted.....................................
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slowly disembowelling with a rusty Stanley knife)
Paid for the repairs myself to save on no claims.
Didn't report in to the police and so had no crime number.
Turns out that the person who did it lived in the house I parked outside.
He was caught in the act by a police observation unit thingy after a lot of other people had had the same done to them.
I now have his name and address.
I'm very tempted.....................................
(there doen't seem to be a smiley to represent
slowly disembowelling with a rusty Stanley knife)
Well sorry to say this but my pet hate is theif`s and vandals to my hard worked for posesions, a few years ago i was robbed of my tools which were in my van were i park, i fitted a camera and infered beam alert, one night 3.00 am to be percice i was alerted someone was on my property so i snook down supprized him he froze still (was it the sight of me standing their in just my boxers 
) now i am not a violent bloke but... i grabed his jemmy bar and throat at the same time pulled him to the floor and beat his legs till he could hardly walk and told him if he ever came back well you know!! i was lucky i could have been done with GBH belive it of not, i contacted the 
the came and i told them what i did and they 
and said good for you mate do you want to file a complaint NO !! and off they went 
) now i am not a violent bloke but... i grabed his jemmy bar and throat at the same time pulled him to the floor and beat his legs till he could hardly walk and told him if he ever came back well you know!! i was lucky i could have been done with GBH belive it of not, i contacted the the came and i told them what i did and they and said good for you mate do you want to file a complaint NO !! and off they went I've got a record now for ABH for hitting a 15yr old little sh*te with a housebrick after I caught him and his mates with my stolen m/bike.
Would it stop me next time?
YES. I wouldn't bother calling the police next time.
I would grab the little bleeder, take him somewhere quiet and dark and kick him half to death. Then go home and visit a friend who would confirm I had been there all the time.
And I am not alone in this thought. I would happily do the same for any of my friends.
BTW. the ABH was in 1985, who said you get mellow in your old age?!
Would it stop me next time?
YES. I wouldn't bother calling the police next time.
I would grab the little bleeder, take him somewhere quiet and dark and kick him half to death. Then go home and visit a friend who would confirm I had been there all the time.
And I am not alone in this thought. I would happily do the same for any of my friends.
BTW. the ABH was in 1985, who said you get mellow in your old age?!
Feck man, you beat the living shite out of him, on the floor and slam his head on the edge of the pavement, and then turn him around and jump down on his knees on the edge of the pavement so that his lower legs rip out of their socket! and then call your mate dave and his white van, and take him down the local incinirator, and blow the ashes away. 
This is something I feel very deeply about, I want the ways of the old wild-west back!
It aint stopped me, and will never, you know why? Because I'm not in the feckin wrong:
1993 - Got done with my old man for beating the shite out of some local footballer for throwing up in our front garden, down in Luton.
1994 - Went down for 2 years in Feltham young offenders shite hole for GBH and intent to kill kinda rap, sons of bi**hes tried to steal from my mothers car, I just lost it and ran after them with my old mans baseball bat.
1996 - Court and a big fine for GBH again, but they let me off the hook as it was kinda seen as self-defence thanks to the onlooking feckin pu**y of the public just standing there and not giving a hand, this git was trying to thief the stereo system out of someones car in broad daylight!
97-00 went smooth...
2001 - Some git in a feckin volvo scrape'd the living shite out of my cerbera, he wasnt insured, this one was dealt with in a very personal manner, least to say, he wont be doing that again soon.
2002 - Ended up in the banger again, for stopping in the middle of the A505 main road cos some knobby skinhead thought he'd throw a pack of fish'n'chips at my car - bought the traffic to a standstill and sent his jaw and right arm to hospital... got charged and all that but got let off the hook, as they saw the funny side of it...
2003 - Some brat stole my freakin TVR badge - case closed recently!
2004 - Clean.
I dont care who it is, a feckin 300lb fatsole or a scarred up italian villain, when someone causes harm to either you or your family or property, you send them to the cemetary, and if he's some feckin Bruce Lee or Tyson, you get next man to do it!
This is something I feel very deeply about, I want the ways of the old wild-west back!
It aint stopped me, and will never, you know why? Because I'm not in the feckin wrong:
1993 - Got done with my old man for beating the shite out of some local footballer for throwing up in our front garden, down in Luton.
1994 - Went down for 2 years in Feltham young offenders shite hole for GBH and intent to kill kinda rap, sons of bi**hes tried to steal from my mothers car, I just lost it and ran after them with my old mans baseball bat.
1996 - Court and a big fine for GBH again, but they let me off the hook as it was kinda seen as self-defence thanks to the onlooking feckin pu**y of the public just standing there and not giving a hand, this git was trying to thief the stereo system out of someones car in broad daylight!
97-00 went smooth...
2001 - Some git in a feckin volvo scrape'd the living shite out of my cerbera, he wasnt insured, this one was dealt with in a very personal manner, least to say, he wont be doing that again soon.
2002 - Ended up in the banger again, for stopping in the middle of the A505 main road cos some knobby skinhead thought he'd throw a pack of fish'n'chips at my car - bought the traffic to a standstill and sent his jaw and right arm to hospital... got charged and all that but got let off the hook, as they saw the funny side of it...
2003 - Some brat stole my freakin TVR badge - case closed recently!
2004 - Clean.
I dont care who it is, a feckin 300lb fatsole or a scarred up italian villain, when someone causes harm to either you or your family or property, you send them to the cemetary, and if he's some feckin Bruce Lee or Tyson, you get next man to do it!
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I dont care who it is, a feckin 300lb fatsole or a scarred up italian villain, when someone causes harm to either you or your family or property, you send them to the cemetary, and if he's some feckin Bruce Lee or Tyson, you get next man to do it!
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Should you ever come down to Dorset, could you let me know?
I'll stay indoors until you're gone; no danger of even making eye contact that way.....................................................
I dont care who it is, a feckin 300lb fatsole or a scarred up italian villain, when someone causes harm to either you or your family or property, you send them to the cemetary, and if he's some feckin Bruce Lee or Tyson, you get next man to do it!
[/quote] Should you ever come down to Dorset, could you let me know?
I'll stay indoors until you're gone; no danger of even making eye contact that way.....................................................
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