Big up to Austec
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cosmoschick said:
Well he is a male with an ego the size of small European country so he's probably been bragging to the others about his outstanding performance on the rolling road!
Amusing how Cosmos' Tiv is a HE when all of the guy's ones are a she eh?
Thinking about it, poor Trev (is that right Cosmos?) probably never got a word in - what with being locked up with all those females gassin' all night long!
edited to add:
AND I hope Trev managed to behave himself, spending the night with several gorgeous laydees...
>> Edited by CharlieAlpha66 on Thursday 7th October 09:57
ed400 said:
Pop over at 12 today...i need to pop back as its developed a gremlin...does it not appreciate a full service!
As I am working from home today, I am going to do just that Ed. It's high time I went for a looksee at Austec anyway. See you there 12ish.
Might you be about too Cosmos?
I wonder if Austec will stand us for some lunch ...!?

cosmoschick said:
rottey said:
There were no major upsets overnight but we fear a Chimaera may have had unprotected sex with a Cerbera.
Mike
Austec
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Hmm...but then again a (baby) Tamora wouldn't be sooo bad! I shall fight for custody.
I promise I'll take good care of it and it will want for nothing!
It's yellow, and someone already has custdardy!
rottey said:
There were no major upsets overnight but we fear a Chimaera may have had unprotected sex with a Cerbera.
Mike
Austec
Now there is a side to TVR ownership I hadn't considered.
Here's hoping they both leave with the



What's the new slogan for TVR, Orgasmic Living?? or did I mis-read
>> Edited by dwarf on Thursday 7th October 10:49
First thing first, my car is (in fact ALL my Tivs have been) male. Period. So your car had better not touched mine in the middle of the night or there'll be trouble! He takes me to Brighton for work, he doesnt reside there FFS
Reminds me of an old joke (ammended obviously)
There's an old whiley Cerb and a young whipper snapper T350C standing in Austecs one night looking down at the collection of 'lady cars' (like lady boys but with an engine?) waiting to be tinkered with. The T350C turns to the Cerb (a nice handsome yellow one by all accounts) and says excitedly, "Lets zoom over to those lady cars (Chims/S's/Wedges?
) and shag one"
.
The old experienced Cerb(well, he's a '98) turns to his young excitable friend (look at his stiff exhaust pipe!) and says, "No, sonny, lets creep over there and shag the lot!
BTW, 'custardy'
Mike, with all this nocternal activity going on in your garage, do you now class yourself as a manufacturer?
>> Edited by njw 77 on Thursday 7th October 14:02
Reminds me of an old joke (ammended obviously)
There's an old whiley Cerb and a young whipper snapper T350C standing in Austecs one night looking down at the collection of 'lady cars' (like lady boys but with an engine?) waiting to be tinkered with. The T350C turns to the Cerb (a nice handsome yellow one by all accounts) and says excitedly, "Lets zoom over to those lady cars (Chims/S's/Wedges?
) and shag one"
. The old experienced Cerb(well, he's a '98) turns to his young excitable friend (look at his stiff exhaust pipe!) and says, "No, sonny, lets creep over there and shag the lot!
BTW, 'custardy'
Mike, with all this nocternal activity going on in your garage, do you now class yourself as a manufacturer?
>> Edited by njw 77 on Thursday 7th October 14:02
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Well he is a male with an ego the size of small European country so he's probably been bragging to the others about his outstanding performance on the rolling road! 

