Have you got lost? x

[slippery]

My wife asks me to pop up the road to the shop to get some milk, then has the cheek to text me the above message! Women eh?!!

[QBee]

Mine is used to any errand in the small shouty car to be of uncertain duration......

[jamieduff1981]

"No dear. Thank you for your concern my love. I know exactly where I am, but I'm not entirely sure why I'm here"

[potato muncher]

A rush on milk today, 2 hours driving around trying to find some. Smiles of fun.

[slippery]

I did claim that I had to go to three shops before I could find one with any bread left a few days ago.

[N7GTX]

Ah but she loves you really. There's a big X at the end. I would not have got that bit.

Mine goes for its MoT on Friday so I can only look at it, not bloody drive it....

[QBee]

N7GTX said:

Ah but she loves you really. There's a big X at the end. I would not have got that bit.

Mine goes for its MoT on Friday so I can only look at it, not bloody drive it....

Why does your wife need an MOT?
Will she pass the emissions test?

[slippery]

QBee said:

Why does your wife need an MOT?

Mine would fail on attitude. She didn't even look at my car until the day after I'd bought and when she did, she said it looked a bit like a Noddy car!

[QBee]

slippery said:

QBee said:

Why does your wife need an MOT?

Mine would fail on attitude. She didn't even look at my car until the day after I'd bought and when she did, she said it looked a bit like a Noddy car!

Sounds like you need to part exchange her for a de-catted one?
Or just accept that TVRs are 98% a bloke thing. If you wanted her to share it you would have bought a Mercedes SL 500 with heated electric seats and a proper heater and aircon that really works.......and chopped your vernaculars off!

[slippery]

No SL 500, she'll have to make do with her ML 500 instead!

[seeby]

slippery said:

QBee said:

Why does your wife need an MOT?

Mine would fail on attitude. She didn't even look at my car until the day after I'd bought and when she did, she said it looked a bit like a Noddy car!

My missus sat in mine and said "it stinks in here and I cant reach the pedals ". Insurance for 1 then .

[TVRJAS]

jamieduff1981 said:

"No dear. Thank you for your concern my love. I know exactly where I am, but I'm not entirely sure why I'm here"

My actual thoughts only yesterday. My reason for leaving the house was local shop and intended journey was 1 mile if that... I ended up 25 miles away

[Jay500]

I leave home at 6am on a Sunday to get to the shop 2 miles down the road which doesn't open til 10am!

[Gazzab]

Dont let them send you such texts. Man up ;-)

[Jhonno]

Hmmm.. Mine banned me taking anyone else in it, till she had a proper ride in it after it was back on the road.. She is also wanting a drive of it!

[slippery]

Jhonno said:

Hmmm.. Mine banned me taking anyone else in it, till she had a proper ride in it after it was back on the road.. She is also wanting a drive of it!

Obviously a keeper. And the car.

[QBee]

Jhonno said:

Hmmm.. Mine banned me taking anyone else in it, till she had a proper ride in it after it was back on the road.. She is also wanting a drive of it!

You will only need one day's insurance.....

[Jhonno]

slippery said:

Jhonno said:

Hmmm.. Mine banned me taking anyone else in it, till she had a proper ride in it after it was back on the road.. She is also wanting a drive of it!

Obviously a keeper. And the car.

I reckon so..












Oh, and I suppose her as well..

[slippery]

[N7GTX]

QBee said:

N7GTX said:

Ah but she loves you really. There's a big X at the end. I would not have got that bit.

Mine goes for its MoT on Friday so I can only look at it, not bloody drive it....

Why does your wife need an MOT?
Will she pass the emissions test?

Once bitten twice shy so she's not the wife. Phew...
The car probably will. She probably wouldn't. Shhh...