Funny Things Said By The Missus/Others About Your TVR

[im]

In my Tuscan:

"Crikey it's warm in here...have you turned the heated seats on?"

[Mark.]

With a Boxster sitting up our chuff on a motorway

"Drop it a cog and loose him"

[m4tti]

In my Tuscan anything over about 30 mins driving gets:

"I really hate this car"

[tvrolet]

Why don't you just sell the bl00dy thing as it'll just break down again; you'll be in a foul mood for days, you'll end-up spending loads more money on it, and you'll be stuck in that garage again.

good advice I should have heeded many times.

[N7GTX]

"when are you selling it" This is not a question, it is a statement.

"I'm not going all the way to Scotland in that"

"don't come down here in that, you'll upset my neighbours"

"why have you taken the radio out?"

[mgjc]

"you love that car more than me"...........

[jamieduff1981]

You could have bought a nice M5 for that money.

[Mr.Chips]

One of the women I work with asked me this morning if," I still had that kit car!" I didn't have the heart to go off on one, so I just nodded!

[seeby]

When I first got my Chim ,the missus sat in it and said "it stinks in here and I cant reach the pedals".No insurance for her then

[Cooper Green]

No No Nooo Ahh ahh (130 mph) for gods sake pull over and let him past !!! V10 R8 0n the A1 . Sob

[Oldred_V8S]

Wow! How many engines has that car got Daddy?

Overheard as I passed a small boy and his father stood at the side of the road.

[Englishman]

To be fair to 'er in doors' when are you going to buy another? Her favourite is the Griff.

Ohhh should have added the worst - in a filling station, a woman comes across and says 'that is probably the ugliest car I've ever seen' - referring to my Tasmin 280i+2 at the time.

Edited by Englishman on Wednesday 26th February 20:11

[southendpier]

Random woman in a petrol station when I had the cerbera.

'Look at your car, I bet you have a tiny cock'

'Yes it is' was my reply. Shut the silly slag up.

[carsy]

According to the Mrs, my Griff looks like something out the war and is apparently made out of paper masha or something.

O ye and allegedly i spend every waking minute in the garage with the stupid thing.

[ackbullchang]

"Is that your car? Is that your f£5king car? No way. Really, is that you f£5king car? That is amazing. It's like the f£5king bat mobile"

That was my, ahem, boss' first response the first time I took the Tuscan into work! I wasn't quite sure what to make of it!

[ajp70]

southendpier said:

Random woman in a petrol station when I had the cerbera.

'Look at your car, I bet you have a tiny cock'

'Yes it is' was my reply. Shut the silly slag up.

Good reply. Honesty is usually the best policy.

Or, maybe she thought you kept Bantham chickens.

A tiny cock maybe, but it takes big hairy balls to drive a Cerbera.

[madjules]

Geniune conversation, took place about 1/2 hour ago!

Missus - "I've just decided I don't want to try and drive your new TVR anymore. The windscreen's too small (Cerb) and I wont be able to see out"

Me

"Maybe you could use the boy's booster seat if that would help"

[seeby]

madjules said:

Geniune conversation, took place about 1/2 hour ago!

Missus - "I've just decided I don't want to try and drive your new TVR anymore. The windscreen's too small (Cerb) and I wont be able to see out"

Me

"Maybe you could use the boy's booster seat if that would help"

Whereas your answer should have been "that's ok my dear "

[popegregory]

All of the above

[pjac67]

After another kid SWMBO demanded I sell the Griff for something with a roof and more seats...

ended up with a Cerb....

had to sell after no.5 cylinder went pop same week as (child) no. 5 was announced....

Back to 4 seats again now - Griff and SEAC, happy days....( for me anyway.... )