Reducing Pussy Magnetism
Reducing Pussy Magnetism
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i82q

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37 posts

266 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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Now I know it’s something that most people wouldn’t have problems with, plus I suppose leaving my P&J parked in front of my house I’m asking for attention. It would seem however that my neighbours pussy has a certain penchant for my chim. She will insist on spending all her time sprawled all over the bonnet. I wouldn’t mind but this isn’t the cleanest of pussies and leaves smear marks all over the paintwork. Anyone got any ideas to get her to move on? I have tried chasing her off but my neighbours pussy just keeps on comming!

satman

2,455 posts

275 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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This thread is gunna get binned for sure!

i82q

Original Poster:

37 posts

266 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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Aw hope not... it's all true... I can provide pictures! And a serious fix would help.

Don

28,378 posts

313 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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Have you tried some seriously stinky, shiny wax? Get the little bugger to slide off/hate the smell?

After that you need to do the lion poo in the garden trick. You can also get electronic devices which emit a sound cats hate inaudible to humans.

I wouldn't bother with Super Soaker aversion therapy - it'll just come back when you're not there...satisfying though it may be!

satman

2,455 posts

275 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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i82q said:
Aw hope not... it's all true... I can provide pictures! And a serious fix would help.


I dont disbelieve you for one minute...but I can see all the replies that are coming!

yellow peril

5,131 posts

301 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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satman said:

i82q said:
Aw hope not... it's all true... I can provide pictures! And a serious fix would help.



I dont disbelieve you for one minute...but I can see all the replies that are coming!



A 12 bore shot gun at point blank range....

Mind the paintwork......


...//P//

selmer

2,760 posts

271 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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Hasn't the missus intervened yet?

Corin Denton

8,762 posts

297 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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There used to be a neighbour's cat that liked sleeping on the soft top of my Golf as it was warmer than the body or floor.


Cue Black Widow catapult for a couple of mornings, problem solved!

selmer

2,760 posts

271 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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Corin Denton said:
There used to be a neighbour's cat that liked sleeping on the soft top of my Golf as it was warmer than the body or floor.


Cue Black Widow catapult for a couple of mornings, problem solved!


Ahhh the wonder of Pavlovian responses. YOWLLLLL......

shadowninja

79,993 posts

311 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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water pistol should do it. or one of those super soakers if you're feeling particularly evil

bruciebabie

895 posts

265 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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Add a proximity sensor to your car alarm.

Avalanche

615 posts

267 months

Monday 13th December 2004
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You won't like the answer.....respray I'm afraid.... 9 out of 10 times my cat will will sit on top of the black Cosworth vs. the Silver Tuscan...! Probably a heat thing knowing cats..!

nztrev

785 posts

265 months

Tuesday 14th December 2004
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I had the same problem,so I dealt to it.
Now i've got permanent claw scars down my back and a litter of kittens.

catretriever

2,090 posts

271 months

Tuesday 14th December 2004
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You seem to be living in an episode of 70's department store sitcom "Are You Being Served"...




...solve your problem by simply re-locating to a cop-show like "The Sweeny" or "The Professionals"

Matt
I'm Freeee!

Millerman

817 posts

267 months

Tuesday 14th December 2004
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Try a sledge hammer !

or, C.S. gas spray

or, a Electric stun gun

or all of them.

I worked for me, I know have a box of 17 dead cats



I have also been told that removing the Cats make the exhaust sound louder !!!

Nick

njw 77

17,065 posts

267 months

Tuesday 14th December 2004
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Dont know if it works 'outside' and to be honest will look stupid, but my dad's farm cats loved sneaking into his garage and laying on his cars.

Found that a few bits of orange peel on the bodywork stopped the pesky critters

But yeah, a 12 bore is also very effective

>> Edited by njw 77 on Tuesday 14th December 11:57

redleicester

6,869 posts

274 months

Tuesday 14th December 2004
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I wish there was an easy solution for this, but we've tried just about everything. Of our two cats, the sensible one likes nothing better than curling up under the engine which is fine, and she moves to say hello when you come out, so never gets stuck under there. However the fat stupid (and white) one loves to crash out on my wifes car (leaving white hair all over the black fabric roof) or skiing down my car - the morning after I bought the Cerb I found three parallel scratch marks down the wing.....

Frankly the only option I can see is to turn him into a small hearth rug, but I don't think Wifey will be too pleased about that... Might try the orange peel though!