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JohnDeere

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3 posts

287 months

Friday 23rd August 2002
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As the weather is good thought I might recite this before heading out:

Our Petrol Heads, whose driving is in heaven
Hallowed by my optimax
Thy open throttle come
Thy wheels shall be spun,
On roads as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily race
And forgive those who try to race against us
And lead us not into penalty notices
But deliver us from Gastos
For thine is the open road, the horse power and the glory
For TreVoR and TreVoR, Car men!

>>> Edited by JohnDeere on Friday 23 August 13:53

bunt76

18 posts

291 months

Friday 23rd August 2002
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you are a !!

kevinday

13,679 posts

304 months

Friday 23rd August 2002
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Brilliant! All petrolheads should recite this every morning before getting the car out.

TravelsVeryRapid

516 posts

302 months

Friday 23rd August 2002
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I will print this and keep it in the garage next to the car.

robster

5,614 posts

279 months

Tuesday 18th February 2003
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Thats really funny

swilly

9,699 posts

298 months

Tuesday 18th February 2003
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Thats real class