Who's was the Bonkers Tuscan on Steroids @ The ACE
Who's was the Bonkers Tuscan on Steroids @ The ACE
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jellison

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12,803 posts

306 months

Sunday 3rd April 2005
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Mega job even if the front seemed NUTS and that spoiler - NO. Wing extensions nice if you like that kind of thing! (All IMHO of course) Did it have the go to back up the show?

raceboy

13,890 posts

309 months

Sunday 3rd April 2005
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The whispers I've heard is it was a Tuscan that has been rebodied in Carbon Fibre for a certain Russian gent, at quite a large cost, he had it a fortnight and decided he doesn't like it, and it's now for sale at a TVR specialist in the Midlands, and was on a test drive to the ACE

jellison

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12,803 posts

306 months

Monday 4th April 2005
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I was trying to be semi-nice in first post - but Really it is Bloody Aweful especially the front - worse than the Carisma Cerb! Only the bonnet and boot were unpainter carbon - rest I presume gf. Arc's ok, rest terrible - and on a new car! Who ever buys it will have had a taste buypass op.

whitechimp500

3,399 posts

300 months

Monday 4th April 2005
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It's, apparently been toned down a little since the above pics.
A little background info.
The original brief - from the top echelons of TVR - was to create a car to be shown at the Max Power Show - some months back.
The design had to be "Radical".
The designer had 4 weeks from the delivery of the car to his workshop - to the deadline.

(Interesting aside - there was also another Car , a T350 - commisioned which made a brief appearance on PH . I dont know , but would assume their brief was "Radical Max Power" as well , although i believe they had been given a few months longer than the Tuscan).

The Body tub and doors were GRP , the Bonnet , Targa top , Boot lid and add ons (spoilers/arches) are all in Carbon Fibre and obviously are FAR lighter the original.

The rear wing was adjustable as was the front splitter and worked aerodynamically.
Apparently on test, the downforce created was enough to feel the car hunker down to the tarmac (this was pre modification - once finished it was deemed "Too Radical" ).

The original brief called for the Carbon Fibre parts to be unpainted - to see the weave - which calls for a high quality manufacture/finish ,which was achieved.

Ive not seen the car for some months and heard it may have been painted Black all over - not sure.

more info to follow .........

jellison

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12,803 posts

306 months

Monday 4th April 2005
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It is as you describe - unpainted bonnet boot and lid - the rest (and alot of it would no doubt weigh a heck of alot off setting any weight saved). Pity no one has a pic of the front a Total farce.

Can't see Wheeler thinking it was Reall TVR...

***Mega Workmanship though - hats of to the builder though.***

>> Edited by jellison on Monday 4th April 10:47

WHITECHIMP500

3,399 posts

300 months

Monday 4th April 2005
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The guy who designed the bodywork (a very good friend and PH'er no less) , given free reign , would have done a few things differently - the Max Power thing sort of set the scene really.
Given a brief to show it at the Autosport show or Goodwood Festival of Speed - things would have turned out differently.

In the end (despite 14hr days and a couple of nights sleeping in the workshop) my mate didn't finish it in time for the show - 95% done.

It was to have Nitrous fitted and originally had the NoS bottles mounted on the rear of the(specially made) roll cage . ..... that was a touch radical

When it was ever brought outside the workshop - it stopped traffic - literally.

IMO the guys that built it did a tremendous job - most of it finished in 4 weeks FFS - get them on the Typhon .

Who'evers bought it has got a very special car

Will post more pics when i find them.

jellison

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12,803 posts

306 months

Monday 4th April 2005
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Std engine apart from NOS then? An S?

Presumably the front will cause problem on the road.

SO LOW and (and Long) - speed bumps should be fun!

>> Edited by jellison on Monday 4th April 11:56

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Monday 4th April 2005
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Targetting the MP demographic eh?

Does this mean that NS has realised that some Chavs have cash on the hip that they are more willing to part with for toys than other demographics?

Oh god, is this the future?

whitechimp500

3,399 posts

300 months

Monday 4th April 2005
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another pic - probably as it appears now ?



ssixadvice

7 posts

257 months

Monday 4th April 2005
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Just to let you know, this actual car has been at power on numerous occasions and although I'am not the sort of person to blow Dom Tricketts trumpet he has had a lot to do with this one,I seen him many a times pulling his hair out over this one. Do not quote me on this but as far as I can make out Mr Smolenski and Dom as well as a few others made this one up from god knows where, the whole car incorporates carbon fibre throughout the body and I must say it looks generally good, but unsure on a few things. The T350 is a nice looking car but I'am unsure on the front it looks different put it this way (the modified T350 I'am on about) I know that the Tuscan was taken to bruntingthorpe for the day and Mr Smolenski had somone take it around the track and from the feedback I got back he was well impressed. SO DON'T LET YOUR HEAD GET TOO BIG DOM (or spoiler)

>> Edited by POWEREMPLOYEE on Monday 4th April 22:43

starmist

1,052 posts

271 months

Monday 4th April 2005
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Looks quite nice from the rear threequarter (except that wing). Front's a bit iffy and looks too high with those skirts on.

All IMO, of course, without prejudice, off the record, etc. etc.

member8888

188 posts

259 months

Monday 4th April 2005
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TVR are doomed with that clown in the driving seat.

Craze442USA

2 posts

257 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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given that I know a bit of the particulars on this car; I really think that he did a hell of a job given the deadlines, the working conditions, and other things. In the pic of it next to the typhon, i think the car shines.

The intent of the car was to turn heads, and positive or negative feedback it is definitely a head turner. I would like to see more work from him. I KNOW that this car would turn heads in the States! The quality of workmanship is apparent. If anyone speaking negatively about it can produce better results, in the timeframe mentioned in a previous post, rip the car to shreds when yours is posted with a pic on the site.

jellison

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12,803 posts

306 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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Ha - it was getting Dark when I saw itat the ACE - but from the pic - for those that like that sort of thing - (Yoofs / Chav's that won Big on the lottery) it is really well done but the lower front spoiler extensiion is a Joke (close-up).

Just the arches the diffuser and a toned own front would be Cool and in keeping with the original and loose the stupid spoiler (it is a road car!) am new S type boot.

TT Tim

4,168 posts

276 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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God, that is awful.

If this is the shape of things to come then you're welcome to it.

I can live with the 3/4 pannel gaps in the GRP on my Chimaera, but just look at the side! Just screams 'I'm made of plastic'. I thought the days of rounded corners on 90° bends was gone. Almost as hateful as the rear of the new fastback Marcos.

As for the Max W**k brigade. Why bother? Do many of the pre-pubescent imbiciles that buy that rag have the odd £30K to spend. I'd rather hope that most people who own TVRs have grown out of big wings and bling!

Best thing you could do to that would be to put a lit oily rag under it and retire to a safe distance. All IMHO of course.

Tim

millyad

104 posts

271 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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when you actually get close up to it it's not that bad, and it comes with a front wheel lock button on the steering wheel to light up the rears!

civicboy28

69 posts

258 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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reminds me of the Carisma Cerb. Horrid car.
TVR's should never be touched with the MAX Power UGLY stick.
TVRS are above the Max power scene imo

Nuggs

4,640 posts

263 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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You'd move out of the way pretty bloody quickly if that came up behind you though...

Nick P

29,977 posts

280 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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whitechimp500 said:






if you want to drive a Fast & Furious wagon, F off and buy some Jap crap....what a philistine

Craze442USA

2 posts

257 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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TT Tim said:
God, that is awful.

If this is the shape of things to come then you're welcome to it.

I can live with the 3/4 pannel gaps in the GRP on my Chimaera, but just look at the side! Just screams 'I'm made of plastic'. I thought the days of rounded corners on 90° bends was gone. Almost as hateful as the rear of the new fastback Marcos.

As for the Max W**k brigade. Why bother? Do many of the pre-pubescent imbiciles that buy that rag have the odd £30K to spend. I'd rather hope that most people who own TVRs have grown out of big wings and bling!

Best thing you could do to that would be to put a lit oily rag under it and retire to a safe distance. All IMHO of course.

Tim
DUMMMMB ASSSSSSS!!!!! IMHYankO of course.