two things.

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firstly, somebody PLEASE kill Michael Winner. thats not too much to ask is it? somebodies going to say 'calm down dear' arent they?

secondly, what polish should i use to get rid of the little scratches on my cerb and make it shine like a new pin (a shiny one)? Ive just done a search and Ive now got a short list of exactly 1 squillion products. the color is 'HEY look at me' blue if that helps.

sorry to be so obvious, wanna make my car look less poo while I'm outside in the sunshine

[nervous]

i have to ask. who was the other? was it michael winner again?

[nervous]

he talks to the animals too you know

[nervous]

now, where are my slippers?