The Dark side of the Zhorst

[UKBob]

Saw a man walking a dog down one of my favourite stretches of downhill road which amplifies sound I tried very hard not to wind up the revs, and let off at just the wrong moment, but I failed... BANG-BANG, BANG! Poor dog tried to leap up the wall

Coming home (downhill again) I saw a poodle, tried not to wind up again, let off... BANG BANG BANGBANGBANG! Poochie leapt a foot in the air, twice in a row

I laughed both times - Clearly Im a very very bad man

edited to put the story in its true and actual contex. After all, I didnt really mean to, both times

>> Edited by UKBob on Tuesday 7th June 19:28

[budaholic]

excellent

I was filling up with Optimax yesterday and when I restarted my Cerb, it gave a huge gunshot BANG

2 women standing nearby nearly st themselves as they leapt back. One of them was clutching her chest and I saw her mouth the words, "Oh my GOD!!"

I was very amused.. .... I love my decat and sports pipes.

Bud

[UKBob]

budaholic said:

2 women..One of them was clutching her chest ... "Oh my GOD!!"

I get that too ... women who grope themselves in public when I drive by etc

[B16 RFF]

UKBob said:

Saw a man walking a dog down one of my favourite stretches of downhill road which amplifies sound I wound up the revs, let off at just the right moment... BANG-BANG, BANG! Poor dog tried to leap up the wall Coming home (downhill again) I saw a poodle, wound up, let off... BANG BANG BANGBANGBANG! Poochie leapt a foot in the air, twice in a row I laughed both times - Clearly Im a very very bad man

Do that to my dog and I'll wring your bloody neck,you thoughtless clown.

>> Edited by B16 RFF on Sunday 5th June 02:36

[UKBob]

B16 RFF said:

Do that to my dog and I'll wring your bloody neck,you thoughtless clown.

Unless your dog has been remapped and chews nitrous bones, I doubt it

[derekg500]

Blimey, I can see this one ending in tears............there are a lot of dog owners out there, and this does not paint a very good picture of TVR owners.
I know that 'pops and bangs' are part of TVR ownership, but deliberately scaring animals is not on.

Pedestrians and shoppers,on the other hand are fair game,the arrival of any TVR in a built up area should always be clearly announced!

[redeye]

my big/and i mean big dog,drives a bored out race tuned tiv and likes cocking his leg on silly boys, so remember people are fare game thay can shout out at you but animals can only chew on your a-s and thay will

[UKBob]

derekg500 said:

Blimey, I can see this one ending in tears............there are a lot of dog owners out there, and this does not paint a very good picture of TVR owners. I know that 'pops and bangs' are part of TVR ownership, but deliberately scaring animals is not on. Pedestrians and shoppers,on the other hand are fair game,the arrival of any TVR in a built up area should always be clearly announced!

I agree wholeheartedly

My girlfriend wouldnt tread upon an ant lest it upset the colony, but even she was in fits of giggles.

One of those 'had to be there' moments, thats all

I cant condone scaring animals either

[B16 RFF]

UKBob said:

I cant condone scaring animals either

Maybe there's hope for you after all. Please don't do it again.

[jem]

my dog is happy with the sports exhaust, just falls asleep - the back ledge of the Chimaera is his usual ride.

J

[UKBob]

B16 RFF said:

Maybe there's hope for you after all. Please don't do it again.

Rather than hounding me, growling your distain, realise that my yapping merely sheds light on the fact that I've never done it before, nor since for that matter; Its fair to say I keep myself on a tight leash (except praps... in the muzzle department )

Being an animal lover, I wouldnt want others to view me as a mongrel, or an inbred of a chav-esq pedigree

Will stick to scaring small children and old ladies

[redeye]

thats the end of that one then ,
i aske you if you were a dog what breed or mutt would you be ,i think i would be a red setter cross with a pot belly pig

[NJW 77]

That makes me a pit bull with no teef

[B16 RFF]

UKBob said:

B16 RFF said: Maybe there's hope for you after all. Please don't do it again. Rather than hounding me, growling your distain, realise that my yapping merely sheds light on the fact that I've never done it before, nor since for that matter; Its fair to say I keep myself on a tight leash (except praps... in the muzzle department ) Being an animal lover, I wouldnt want others to view me as a mongrel, or an inbred of a chav-esq pedigree Will stick to scaring small children and old ladies

Two posts (the second of which was far less angry) is hounding? I was very restrained, believe me.

And yes, I do realise you are trying to be clever/humorous.





>> Edited by B16 RFF on Monday 6th June 16:42

[SlvrCrb]

"How to win friends and influence people"
by UKBob.
Out now in all good forums

[tahiti450]

When I read the first post on this thread I thought OMG this could get ugly,.... and so it was.....
Its been interesting spectating tho'.
Hope we can all be friends now .

[parrot of doom]

Good, lets give some grief back to dogs. I'm tired of stepping around dog turds on the pavement and in the parks.

[B16 RFF]

parrot of doom said:

Good, lets give some grief back to dogs. I'm tired of stepping around dog turds on the pavement and in the parks.

It's the owners you should be giving grief.

[2 Smokin Barrels]

B16 RFF said:

parrot of doom said: Good, lets give some grief back to dogs. I'm tired of stepping around dog turds on the pavement and in the parks. It's the owners you should be giving grief.

Why..do they do the poo then blame the dog?

[B16 RFF]

2 Smokin Barrels said:

B16 RFF said: parrot of doom said: Good, lets give some grief back to dogs. I'm tired of stepping around dog turds on the pavement and in the parks. It's the owners you should be giving grief. Why..do they do the poo then blame the dog?

No, but the dog's probably got bigger teeth than you.

>> Edited by B16 RFF on Tuesday 7th June 09:10