TVR's can talk...
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jimothy

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5,151 posts

266 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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Mine does.

Walked past it last night as I entered my flat after work, and I head a little voice saying:

'Can I come out to play, please. It is a lovely day after all...'

How could I resist!

Roof off, hit the twisties, found a nice country pub just north of Petworth for a shandy and a pie, then twisties home.

Made him a very happy beastie.

Fantastic :driving:

Selmer

2,760 posts

271 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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Mine just says "Give us all yer money..."

yellow peril

5,131 posts

301 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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jimothy said:
Mine does.

Walked past it last night as I entered my flat after work, and I head a little voice saying:

'Can I come out to play, please. It is a lovely day after all...'

Fantastic




You've been drinking again jimothy ....come on ....admit it...

YP

R TOY

1,747 posts

257 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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Mine says "OI, what about a clean and polish then?" Trouble is then i take her(why are cars always girls?)out and get another 250000 flys stuck on the bonnet.

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

263 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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Mine says "yeah sure, you could get 740 miles from £50 in your diesel, but who cares?"



Its right, too.

widjit

121 posts

275 months

Saturday 16th July 2005
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If there's 0.5 mile of cler tarmac mine sez

"smine! gimme gimme GIMME!"

wizzpig

2,039 posts

257 months

Saturday 16th July 2005
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Talking TVR's? Getting mine to shut up is the trick!

Take her to a petrol station....
"Err... don't even think about putting that 95 crap anywhere near my tank"

Washing her.....
"Can you use that real chamois your dad uses on the Morgan please, yuou know how I loathe those synthetic jobbies. And do my wheels again, you missed a bit."

I park her up outside the pub while I nip in for a shandy and a pie.....
"I hope your not planning on being in there long. And can you park me over there away from this rif raf. Next to the Porsche will be fine."

I come out of the pub...... after only an hour...
"And just how long were you planning on leaving me outside here for!!? Look, rain clouds. You know I don't like getting wet!"

It's raining and I need to pop into town. I open the garage door....
"Don't even think about it Mister!"

Enjoying a spirited hoon on a beautiful sunny Sunday afternoon...
"I thought you said you could drive!?"


She's a TVR on the edge!!
but i'm smitten

Mrs Triple S

2,821 posts

256 months

Saturday 16th July 2005
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Our's says
"I'm Thirsty "

and I've heard it say :

"Please let Lorraine drive me"

but Bal never listens.

kennyGti

1,598 posts

274 months

Saturday 16th July 2005
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Mine says "I'm thirsty"

also "Go on, you know you can make the overtake"

and "faster, faster, see if you hit Vmax"

and of course the classic "You know you wanna red light race dont you?"

My chim is a total hooligan and I love it Mind you, occasionally she suddenly says, after encouraging me to pick up some speed

"ha ha ha, I'm going to throw you off the road just for the sheer hell of it" but she's only teasing, I hope.

>> Edited by kennyGti on Saturday 16th July 15:43

jimothy

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5,151 posts

266 months

Saturday 16th July 2005
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yellow peril said:

You've been drinking again jimothy ....come on ....admit it...

YP


Not yet - but I will be in a few minutes. Saw your saggy in the car park at Goodwood FOS - blomin lovely in the flesh.

Tried to drive to the local supermarket earlier, but the beast told me in no uncertain terms to go to one much further away.

225

1,331 posts

255 months

Sunday 17th July 2005
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Well for the last few weeks all I heard was
"BUY ME"
"BUY ME"
"BUY ME"
"BUY ME"
"BUY ME"
"BUY ME"
"BUY ME""BUY ME"

So I did.
Now I all here is
"Were going to make beautiful music together"...
or
"I'm going to make lots of V8 in ya face music for everyone and you going to be the grinning idiot who happens to be in the drivers seat"..

MarkoTVR

1,139 posts

263 months

Sunday 17th July 2005
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Mine says "Maybe the fg tax man will let you buy me next year, instead of rg for all the money you have."

yellow peril

5,131 posts

301 months

Sunday 17th July 2005
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jimothy said:

yellow peril said:

You've been drinking again jimothy ....come on ....admit it...

YP



Saw your saggy in the car park at Goodwood FOS - blomin lovely in the flesh.

Tried to drive to the local supermarket earlier, but the beast told me in no uncertain terms to go to one much further away.



Thank you.........

I must admit that since we've had the Sagaris, I go to everywhere the long way round....

YP