Obscure Jobs anyone?

[Byff]

After reading a post in an earlier thread, I wondered how many of us have weird jobs?

I'll start the ball rolling with an lift/escalator maintenance man working for Metro in Newcastle.

Not very weird I know, but I still think train stations look weird when theres a gap where an escalator should be.

We could have pistonhead approved workers, is that how the masons started out?

[Bodo]

IT anyone?

[apache]

I don't have a wierd job but I'd like to be the guy that puts the walnuts on Walnut Whips......don't know if I'm up to the pressure though

[bryanlister]

I sell and market Factor VIII which is a highly purified blood protein, the absence of which causes problems with blood clotting. My careers teacher never told me about jobs like that.

[pinkchim]

engineer on an oil tanker. Not weird but have to be away from my chimaera for 4 months at a time, sad.

[Big_M]

I once went out with a banana inspector. He had to look at consignment of bananas on ships to check for diseases and nasty spiders and snakes.
He had a few interesting specimens.

[polar_ben]

Another day in the office...

[simpo one]

I produce corporate and promotional video/DVD - so all you PHers with something to market (eg Factor VIII) please mail me!

[scruff400]

I undercut simpo one...

[FunkyNige]

apache said: I don't have a wierd job but I'd like to be the guy that puts the walnuts on Walnut Whips......don't know if I'm up to the pressure though

My mate actually has that job! Well he fixes the machine when it breaks down due to not being able to put the walnuts on properly!

[Hansgerd]

Bodo said: IT anyone?

That can be veeaaeery weird... as experienced today.

[rude girl]

Railway Engineering

[Bodo]

Hansgerd said:

Bodo said: IT anyone?

That can be veeaaeery weird... as experienced today.

Tell us!

[Big_M]

Thats scary Rude Girl - I work for a firm of Civil, Stuctural and Geotechnical Engineers. We do railway bridge surveys and embankment failures.

[rude girl]

Big_M said: Thats scary Rude Girl - I work for a firm of Civil, Stuctural and Geotechnical Engineers. We do railway bridge surveys and embankment failures.

Yessss! Laydee engineers of the world unite!!!!

Wish I was going to BTaP now, and we could swap notes...

[simpo one]

Scruff said: 'I undercut simpo one...'

But I'm better...

[paul-wh]

If anyone knows what I am supposed to do for a living can you let the people who work for me know please. They would love to know.

[jmorgan]

paul-wh said: If anyone knows what I am supposed to do for a living can you let the people who work for me know please. They would love to know.

An MP then?

[tonystiny]

I know what job I want.
Bikini line trimmer!

[vodkakid]

i play with knives