Makes my blood boil
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griff2be

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5,105 posts

291 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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A chap in the office asked me today how my car is going, and I replied that I had to drop it off at the garage this morning with a coolant leak and a cloud of steam coming from the bonnet. I'm not too concerned about this because I know there is a small coolant leak and the primary suspect is the recent new rad.

However, mt admission was in the earshot of the office gossip/know-it-all. This particular young lady acts as a PA to one of the partners, a role which is not particularly demanding and leaves her plenty of time for gossiping and offering opinions on all and every subject. As she like to know everyone’s business, this spare time comes in handy.

The girl in question then held court to everyone present and for 5 minutes told them all how unreliable TVRs are, and how amusing it is to see them all come out on Bank Holidays (only if its dry mind), and then all break down.

I challenged her to divulge her extensive personal experience of TVRs as she appeared to be so knowledgeable. She laughed it off and said ‘Everyone knows they are dreadfully unreliable…’, and everyone continued to lap it up… There was little point in explaining that it has recently had a new rad and the plastic mounting which replaced the metal one is not really up to the job.

This is the same girl who butted in when a guy from my old department was speaking to me about the Griff when I had just got it – could he have a ride in it and what had made me change from my M Roadster etc. ‘Oh’ she said ‘he had to get rid of the BMW because it kept breaking down….’.

News to me, and WTF would she know about it anyway?! P1sses me off enormously. And what is worse is that I allow her to wind me up.

Sorry, rant over. Now what can I do to the silly little bint and her even sillier Suzuki Jimny cabrio…..?

simpo one

91,445 posts

289 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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Tell her that at least you can *afford* a TVR!

aorchard

78 posts

291 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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What ever you do don't rise to the bait in front of everyone. Just run her over in the car park when nobody is looking.

incorrigible

13,668 posts

285 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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Sugar in the petrol ?

These Suzukis ara just sooooo unreliable

griff2be

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5,105 posts

291 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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The title should have been 'Makes my coolant boil'...

It is just jealousy, but its SO difficult not to take the bait.

This girl also rides horses and was quite friendly with my girlfriend. Until Mrs Griff2be started beating her in various riding competitions, at which point the bint ceased being friendly and started sniping at Mrs Griff2be behind her back.

B1tch.


RiverGirrl

857 posts

305 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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Like in the movies, somehow get the distributor cap off, then when it fails to start, get in your Griff, say nothing, and roarrrr off into the distance

loudpedal

3,944 posts

293 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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You could silence her by taking her out for a spin. Be charming and get her to eat her words of her own accord.

Failing that, just try and sh@g her if she is fit.

SGirl

7,922 posts

285 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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Just visit the horse shows with Mrs Griff2be. Sooner or later the silly bint (= PA, not Mrs Griff2be!!!)will have a fall, make an idiot of herself when her horse does something stupid, etc. You won't have influenced it, but you'll feel much better and you'll have nothing to feel guilty for!



>> Edited by SGirl on Monday 4th November 12:03

p7ulg

1,052 posts

307 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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I am not really worried about what people think about TVRs I bought it for ME and I like it!As for the girl in the office get her a plaque for her desk " Please God help me to keep my mouth shut until I know what I am talking about"

griff2be

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291 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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loudpedal said:
Failing that, just try and sh@g her if she is fit.




I'm not sure that Mrs Griff2be would see this as an acceptable remedy for the wrongdoing we have both suffered by Miss Jimny. Even if I were free to pursue this course of action I don't think I could bring myself to do it. She looks alright but her personality repulses me!

I will maintain a dignified aloofness and Mrs Griff2be is instructed to 'whup her ass' in all equestrian activities henceforth.

Failing that I'll just keep instructing her to do lots of photocopying and sending 300 page faxes....

SGirl

7,922 posts

285 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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griff2be said: Failing that I'll just keep instructing her to do lots of photocopying and sending 300 page faxes....



Remember to tell her to copy the longest docs at 5.29 every night...

apache

39,731 posts

308 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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mate I know it's probably beneath you but sprinkle some curry powder down the fresh air vents at the bottom of the windscreen of her Jimmy (surely you can't be wound up by the owner of such a vehicle)her car will smell like a cheap takeaway for ever, render it unsellable and make her smell bad too

PetrolTed

34,464 posts

327 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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Don't rise to it. Do you drive it to work? Make sure you do occasionally. The rumble in the car park will soon banish any petty thoughts people have and the admirers will be pressed up against the windows.

squirrelz

1,186 posts

295 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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A few prawns in the fresh air intakes ought to do it

griff2be

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5,105 posts

291 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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Double sided photocopying. Never fails to jam the copier!!

Hut49

3,544 posts

286 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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What a pain! But I think Loudpedal has the answer - under some pretext take her for a drive in it. Sure to neutralise the problem. Might be good idea to let Mrs Griff2be in on the plan in case you pass her while you're out!

davidd

6,669 posts

308 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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Just agree with her, all TVRs are crap unreliable kit cars. We all know better who cares what she thinks.

Or you could use the Mungo

D.

EdT

5,220 posts

308 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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"...some curry powder down the fresh air vents..."

"...A few prawns in the fresh air intakes ought to do it..."


mmmmmmmmmmm....... prawn curry.....

...tip a pint of Kingfisher in the washer reservoir and it'll be perfect!

Regards
Ed


trefor

14,718 posts

307 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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SGirl said: Just visit the horse shows with Mrs Griff2be. Sooner or later the silly bint (= PA, not Mrs Griff2be!!!)will have a fall, make an idiot of herself when her horse does something stupid, etc. You won't have influenced it, but you'll feel much better and you'll have nothing to feel guilty for!



>> Edited by SGirl on Monday 4th November 12:03


Don't forget to take a camera along ...

zippy500

1,883 posts

293 months

Monday 4th November 2002
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Steal her horse and sell it to pedigree chum. When she next has the roof her lovely cabrio and parks it up, hide a mackerel somewhere clever. Possibly between her ears as this appears to be a vacant space.