Something for the weekend..?

[Cooky]

Well good news folks, Its going to be dry and temperatures should be well above the dreaded zero. So i for one will be amongst those who rip the cover of the Tiv or unshackle them from their heated garages for a play.

So in the event of any of us getting a little eager with the loud pedal, and gettin a telling off or worse from "the Dibble", maybe we should have a few one liners prepaired.

heres a start,

"It always overheats in top under 6k revs..was the only way i could prevent a tailback"

"my foot slipped on the throttle, damn these new trainers"

But most of all lets be careful out there.

[Garethgtt]

i enjoy the following:


`Can i have a big mac, fries and a large coke to go please`

`Pullover?--no its a cardigan`

[sybaseian]

F*ck, I thought you were a suicide bomber........

[sybaseian]

You're not Brazilian are you?

[sybaseian]

CARJACK! CARJACK! HELPPPPPP!

[sybaseian]

Is that truncheon in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

[sybaseian]

Is this the 20th Century?

Julia, I distinctly said I wanted the 30th Century. Women! Can't read a map or navigate through time!

[sybaseian]

End of shift officer?

[hood]

I have a distinct feeling that some may have had some practice with these before
Glyn.