The TVR Prayer
Discussion
Here is my attempt at one:
Our maker,
Who art in Blackpool,
TreVoR be thy name,
Thy Kingdom, come,
Thine V8 thrumm,
On tarmac which leads to Heaven,
Give us this day our daily Wedge,
And forgive us our motoring transgressions,
As we forgive those who drive BMW's,
And lead us into much temptation,
But deliver us into Cerbera,
(this is the most evil thing I know)
For thine is the Tuscan,
The POWER and the GLORY,
For Ever and Ever (and Ever and Ever),
SEAC.
Over to you - what is your prayer for your Tiv.
Our maker,
Who art in Blackpool,
TreVoR be thy name,
Thy Kingdom, come,
Thine V8 thrumm,
On tarmac which leads to Heaven,
Give us this day our daily Wedge,
And forgive us our motoring transgressions,
As we forgive those who drive BMW's,
And lead us into much temptation,
But deliver us into Cerbera,
(this is the most evil thing I know) For thine is the Tuscan,
The POWER and the GLORY,
For Ever and Ever (and Ever and Ever),
SEAC.
Over to you - what is your prayer for your Tiv.
TreVoR Cheddar said:
Here is my attempt at one:
Our maker,
Who art in Blackpool,
TreVoR be thy name,
Thy Griffith, come,
Thine V8 thrumm,
On tarmac which leads to Heaven,
Give us this day our daily Wedge,
And forgive us our motoring transgressions,
As we forgive those who drive BMW's,
And lead us into much temptation,
But deliver us into Cerbera,
For thine is the Tuscan,
The POWER and the GLORY,
For Ever and Ever (and Ever and Ever),
SEAC.
Over to you - what is your prayer for your Tiv.
Just a small change. But excellent stuff.
Wildfire said:
Here is my attempt at one:
Our maker,
Who art in Blackpool,
TreVoR be thy name,
Thy Griffith, come,
Thine V8 thrumm,
On tarmac which leads to Heaven,
Give us this day our daily Wedge,
And forgive us our motoring transgressions,
As we forgive those who drive BMW's,
And lead us into much temptation,
But deliver us into Cerbera,
For thine is the Tuscan,
The POWER and the GLORY,
For Ever and Ever (and Ever and Ever),
SEAC.
Over to you - what is your prayer for your Tiv.
Just a small change. But excellent stuff.
Yep, I like it
Anyone else
OK .... here you go .. your very own autopornprayer:
Our Maker,
Who art in Blackpool,
TreVoR be thy name,
Thy Griffith, come,
Thine V8 thrumm,
On tarmac which leads to Heaven,
Give us this day our daily Wedge,
And forgive us our motoring transgressions,
As we forgive those who drive BMW's,
And lead us into much temptation,
But deliver us into Cerbera,
For thine is the Tuscan,
The POWER and the GLORY,
For Ever and Ever (and Ever and Ever),
Sagaris.
Our Maker,
Who art in Blackpool,
TreVoR be thy name,
Thy Griffith, come,
Thine V8 thrumm,
On tarmac which leads to Heaven,
Give us this day our daily Wedge,
And forgive us our motoring transgressions,
As we forgive those who drive BMW's,
And lead us into much temptation,
But deliver us into Cerbera,
For thine is the Tuscan,
The POWER and the GLORY,
For Ever and Ever (and Ever and Ever),
Sagaris.
Our Nicolai,
Who art in red,
If only Abramovich be thy Name,
Thy V8 come,
Thy will be rich,
In Blackpool as it is in Chelsea,
Give us this day our daily crisis,
And forgive us our strikes,
As we forgive those suppliers who refuse us,
And lead us not into safety features,
But deliver us from airbags,
For thine is the burble,
And the power,
And the plastic,
For ever, until rebuild,
Amen.
Who art in red,
If only Abramovich be thy Name,
Thy V8 come,
Thy will be rich,
In Blackpool as it is in Chelsea,
Give us this day our daily crisis,
And forgive us our strikes,
As we forgive those suppliers who refuse us,
And lead us not into safety features,
But deliver us from airbags,
For thine is the burble,
And the power,
And the plastic,
For ever, until rebuild,
Amen.
could become a TVR gospel choir!? srebbe64 said:
Our Nicolai,
Who art in red,
If only Abramovich be thy Name,
Thy V8 come,
Thy will be rich,
In Blackpool as it is in Chelsea,
Give us this day our daily crisis,
And forgive us our strikes,
As we forgive those suppliers who refuse us,
And lead us not into safety features,
But deliver us from airbags,
For thine is the burble,
And the power,
And the plastic,
For ever, until rebuild,
Amen.
LOL brilliant
cs174 said:
Well Done
What about another...All Chims Bright and Beautiful?
All Chims bright and beautiful,
All features made too small,
All Chims die and then are pulled,:
By Ford cars made to haul.
Each little bonnet that opens,
Each mobile phone that rings,
He made their blowing gaskets,
And kept together with string.
srebbe64 said:
Well Done
What about another...All Chims Bright and Beautiful?
All Chims bright and beautiful,
All features made too small,
All Chims die and then are pulled,:
By Ford cars made to haul.
Each little bonnet that opens,
Each mobile phone that rings,
He made their blowing gaskets,
And kept together with string.
You Sir are quickly approaching official Genius level
Marvelous stuff.
DJC said:
Well Done
What about another...All Chims Bright and Beautiful?
All Chims bright and beautiful,
All features made too small,
All Chims die and then are pulled,:
By Ford cars made to haul.
Each little bonnet that opens,
Each mobile phone that rings,
He made their blowing gaskets,
And kept together with string.
You Sir are quickly approaching official Genius level
Marvelous stuff.
What about......
When its bright and beautiful
And theres no sign of rain
Tiv comes out from garageland
And funtime starts again
Each little blip of throttle
Each little burst of speed
It feeds our Tivver habit
It satisfies our need
When its bright...etc
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