Santa Moves Into Blackpool Factory

[shapeshifter]

Just heard that Santa is in fnal negotiations with NS to take over production of TVR. Reliable inside reports confirmed that Santa has become the majority shareholder of TVR, not good news for the existing staff tho, all staff will unfortunately loose their jobs and will be replaced with Santa's little helpers. It is reported that a new prototype is being developed that will actually fly, all cars will be run on a new super eco fuel which alledgely is called 'magic dust'.

Well it's as far fetched as some of the other guff I've just read.