THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU & TVR THE MUSICAL!
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Dear all,
fist of all, I would like to thank (in alphabetical order),
+350chunder, 900T-R, ads, ajw1965, ali_kat, alster, andyoleary, apache, big-ian, bikers nemesis, Bozsta, BoyzToyz, braders, CatherineJ, chim500tom, cloggy, DJC, e2djh, Eva, Fire99, fly boy, GingerNinja, gazzab, graham, HarryW, holsaway, hut49, IM, julianc, KirstM, laz11, madbager, machinehead, miky g, PetrolTed, phlap, purplepassion, RayVonn, RichardD, richter (I really couldn’t have done it with out you, many thanks from me, myself and you), soulmate, tamore, teebubya, tubbystu, tyrchim, tvrski, twizellb, UncleFester, Wacky racer and last but not least: David, Nikolai, mum and dad.
I just want to say and make it clear for all of you…once and for all: I am a nobody. I am nothing. Nikolai is everything. Nikolai is the future. Nikolai is TVR.
Don’t misunderstand me, naturally, I am very honoured that you all voted me back in here…but I know why you did it…you TOO have deep emotional feelings for Nikolai even if you find it hard to admit that (it was hard for me at first)…it is your admiration and respect for Nikolai that motivated you to vote me back-in.
I also want to thank (in alphabetical order):
Cerberowner, ntel, Nuggs, Pasco…I am convinced you two will join the purple side very soon…if I ever get locked into the SinBin again…I need you too to get me out! Go on forum-posting-strike! Delete Pistonheads from your browser.
…all the others: I have forwarded your names to Mr. Smolenski and you WILL NOT find your names on the waiting list for the new and amazing, the supernatural, fantastic and best TVR ever ever ever…the new Typhoon! There. You deserve it!!! Go and cry for all I care.
Next…I have been asked by Mr.PetrolTed, that you each check that you are over 18+ and understand that this is a forum ONLY for people that adore, love, secretly-love, admire, believe-in and would fight-for Mr.Smolenski and TVR. The others, leave or I will report you. Its important that you are 18 and have a two digit IQ…otherwise I will have to post at a later time…and that would make me very tired during the day.
…I also want to mention, that I have a strong suspicion that there is someone amongst us with TWO login names: tuscnick aka PetrolTed…you have been found out. I will shortly be placed in the SinBin and only one of you will be allowed to come out.
Now to the important bit:
Every day of my life. Since 26 six years (and before you get distracted again and start with speculations of my age: that was when Nikolai the Great was born)!, I try to think of how I could make things better for Mr.Smolenski and TVR. How I can do my little part and help. Help him. Help TVR. And therefore help us all.
So I had this idea today: Why not take TVR to Broadway. Yes, that’s right.
…become the producer of a TVR musical! Naturally, Nikolai would play the main part! He is not only an outstanding entrepreneur, car-designer and icon, but also a great actor and singer…and he could become big…very very big.
What do you think? Any suggestions for songs? Naturally the lyrics could be altered slightly to make it more convincing…
…would you go see such a musical? I wish the ThunderBall was a bit later…so we would have time to coordinate and rehearse. Anyway, I would be thankful for your input. We need to make this happen!!! Obviously…royalties would go directly to the Nikolai Smolenski Think Tank Ltd.
fist of all, I would like to thank (in alphabetical order),
+350chunder, 900T-R, ads, ajw1965, ali_kat, alster, andyoleary, apache, big-ian, bikers nemesis, Bozsta, BoyzToyz, braders, CatherineJ, chim500tom, cloggy, DJC, e2djh, Eva, Fire99, fly boy, GingerNinja, gazzab, graham, HarryW, holsaway, hut49, IM, julianc, KirstM, laz11, madbager, machinehead, miky g, PetrolTed, phlap, purplepassion, RayVonn, RichardD, richter (I really couldn’t have done it with out you, many thanks from me, myself and you), soulmate, tamore, teebubya, tubbystu, tyrchim, tvrski, twizellb, UncleFester, Wacky racer and last but not least: David, Nikolai, mum and dad.
I just want to say and make it clear for all of you…once and for all: I am a nobody. I am nothing. Nikolai is everything. Nikolai is the future. Nikolai is TVR.
Don’t misunderstand me, naturally, I am very honoured that you all voted me back in here…but I know why you did it…you TOO have deep emotional feelings for Nikolai even if you find it hard to admit that (it was hard for me at first)…it is your admiration and respect for Nikolai that motivated you to vote me back-in.
I also want to thank (in alphabetical order):
Cerberowner, ntel, Nuggs, Pasco…I am convinced you two will join the purple side very soon…if I ever get locked into the SinBin again…I need you too to get me out! Go on forum-posting-strike! Delete Pistonheads from your browser.
…all the others: I have forwarded your names to Mr. Smolenski and you WILL NOT find your names on the waiting list for the new and amazing, the supernatural, fantastic and best TVR ever ever ever…the new Typhoon! There. You deserve it!!! Go and cry for all I care.
Next…I have been asked by Mr.PetrolTed, that you each check that you are over 18+ and understand that this is a forum ONLY for people that adore, love, secretly-love, admire, believe-in and would fight-for Mr.Smolenski and TVR. The others, leave or I will report you. Its important that you are 18 and have a two digit IQ…otherwise I will have to post at a later time…and that would make me very tired during the day.
…I also want to mention, that I have a strong suspicion that there is someone amongst us with TWO login names: tuscnick aka PetrolTed…you have been found out. I will shortly be placed in the SinBin and only one of you will be allowed to come out.
Now to the important bit:
Every day of my life. Since 26 six years (and before you get distracted again and start with speculations of my age: that was when Nikolai the Great was born)!, I try to think of how I could make things better for Mr.Smolenski and TVR. How I can do my little part and help. Help him. Help TVR. And therefore help us all.
So I had this idea today: Why not take TVR to Broadway. Yes, that’s right.
…become the producer of a TVR musical! Naturally, Nikolai would play the main part! He is not only an outstanding entrepreneur, car-designer and icon, but also a great actor and singer…and he could become big…very very big.
What do you think? Any suggestions for songs? Naturally the lyrics could be altered slightly to make it more convincing…
…would you go see such a musical? I wish the ThunderBall was a bit later…so we would have time to coordinate and rehearse. Anyway, I would be thankful for your input. We need to make this happen!!! Obviously…royalties would go directly to the Nikolai Smolenski Think Tank Ltd.
potato muncher said:
what a knob head 
I understand that you are p1ssed-off that you are not on the waiting list of the new Typhoon. I certainly would be. OK...lets make a deal...if your donation to Nikolai Smolenski is significant enough...I will put a word in for you and make sure you are number 61...what do you think?
skimleson said:
…all the others: I have forwarded your names to Mr. Smolenski and you WILL NOT find your names on the waiting list for the new and amazing, the supernatural, fantastic and best TVR ever ever ever…the new Typhoon! There. You deserve it!!! Go and cry for all I care.
Looks like i'm amongst this group...
I for one never voted the clown in...
Seeing as sod all is on the clowns thread should brighten up tonights evening
Oh go on then, as you asked for it,
One piece at a Time, for the scene of the NS design process for the new Typhon
One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand.
CHORUS
[I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive ever'body wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a-round.
So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears
Now I never considered myself a thief
But GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.
The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home.
Now up to now my plan went allright
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.
The transmission was a '53
And the motor turned out to be a '73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone.
So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with an A-daptor kit
We had that engine runnin' just like a song
Now the headlight' was another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on.
The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said "Honey, take me for a spin."
So we drove up town just to get the tags
And I headed her right on down main drag
I could hear ever'body laughin' for blocks around
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds.
CHORUS
I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive ever'body wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around.
Ugh! Yow, RED RYDER This is the COTTON MOUTH
In the PYSCHO-BILLY CADILLAC Come on
Huh, This is the COTTON MOUTH
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there RED RYDER
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way
Ugh!, what model is it
Well, It's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56
'57, '58' 59' Automo-bile
(Fade) It's a '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '67
'68, '69, '70 Automo-[F] bile.
And for your starring performance,
Sitting in the back-seat, kissing and hugging with Fred (played by you with NS alongside no doubt)
One piece at a Time, for the scene of the NS design process for the new Typhon
One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand.
CHORUS
[I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive ever'body wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a-round.
So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears
Now I never considered myself a thief
But GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.
The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home.
Now up to now my plan went allright
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.
The transmission was a '53
And the motor turned out to be a '73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone.
So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with an A-daptor kit
We had that engine runnin' just like a song
Now the headlight' was another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on.
The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said "Honey, take me for a spin."
So we drove up town just to get the tags
And I headed her right on down main drag
I could hear ever'body laughin' for blocks around
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds.
CHORUS
I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive ever'body wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around.
Ugh! Yow, RED RYDER This is the COTTON MOUTH
In the PYSCHO-BILLY CADILLAC Come on
Huh, This is the COTTON MOUTH
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there RED RYDER
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way
Ugh!, what model is it
Well, It's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56
'57, '58' 59' Automo-bile
(Fade) It's a '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '67
'68, '69, '70 Automo-[F] bile.
And for your starring performance,
Sitting in the back-seat, kissing and hugging with Fred (played by you with NS alongside no doubt)
Nikolai is smarter than us all! He would design with at least TEN pieces at a time.
oggs said:
skimleson said:
…all the others: I have forwarded your names to Mr. Smolenski and you WILL NOT find your names on the waiting list for the new and amazing, the supernatural, fantastic and best TVR ever ever ever…the new Typhoon! There. You deserve it!!! Go and cry for all I care.
Looks like i'm amongst this group...
I for one never voted the clown in...
Seeing as sod all is on the clowns thread should brighten up tonights evening
Nor me.
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