Jeremy Clarkson Quote - Motoring Section of Today's Times
Jeremy Clarkson Quote - Motoring Section of Today's Times
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BoyzToyz

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370 posts

240 months

Sunday 27th January 2008
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Reviewing the Noble M12 GTO-3R as one of his best 25 cars, Jeremy says:

"In a world obsessed with image, you can't beat Porsche. But in a world obsessed with time, a Porsche is a Library. A TVR is the internet. And the Noble is Broadband"


John.T.

152 posts

225 months

Sunday 27th January 2008
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BoyzToyz said:
Reviewing the Noble M12 GTO-3R as one of his best 25 cars, Jeremy says:

"In a world obsessed with image, you can't beat Porsche. But in a world obsessed with time, a Porsche is a Library. A TVR is the internet. And the Noble is Broadband"

Yeh, agreed.....my Internet is hit and miss and very often won't work

VictorMeldrew

8,293 posts

307 months

Sunday 27th January 2008
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So Broadband isn't t'internet? What the hell is it then?

Can't help thinkinj JC didn't quite get that one right, on more than one level. wink

BoyzToyz

Original Poster:

370 posts

240 months

Sunday 27th January 2008
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John.T. said:
BoyzToyz said:
Reviewing the Noble M12 GTO-3R as one of his best 25 cars, Jeremy says:

"In a world obsessed with image, you can't beat Porsche. But in a world obsessed with time, a Porsche is a Library. A TVR is the internet. And the Noble is Broadband"

Yeh, agreed.....my Internet is hit and miss and very often won't work


Ah yes, but once you've experienced it...there is no going back...

Silent1

19,762 posts

265 months

Monday 28th January 2008
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VictorMeldrew said:
So Broadband isn't t'internet? What the hell is it then?

Can't help thinkinj JC didn't quite get that one right, on more than one level. wink
The internet is an Inter-network, or a WAN (wide area network) it's a collection of computers hosting a collection of files for you access.

Broadband, is your connection to the internet via your ISP (internet service provider) they are connected to the backbone of the internet.

So he's not got it wrong there.

Sorry if this has gone right over my head and i'm teaching you to suck eggs

Buffoon

881 posts

234 months

Monday 28th January 2008
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Internet is a hotbed of pawnographatical yumminess. Show me something sexier than a Tiv.. Case closed, JC was righthehe

BJWoods

5,018 posts

314 months

Monday 28th January 2008
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i'm guessing, not a nice comment..

ie he meant dial up.

R PEIIY

983 posts

291 months

Monday 28th January 2008
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Who cares about his comments? the man's a buffoon - end of...

Buffoon

881 posts

234 months

Monday 28th January 2008
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JC, Me or Bothconfused

R PEIIY

983 posts

291 months

Monday 28th January 2008
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I just KNEW you were gonna come in there! - sorry, mate I meant he was an attention seeking, obnoxious bean-pole

(hopes theres no bean-poles offended)


randlemarcus

13,646 posts

261 months

Monday 28th January 2008
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So how do you get pr0n from a TVR then? biggrin

SEN 18

1,247 posts

242 months

Monday 28th January 2008
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Could not resist it. Clarkson can not tell his arse from is elbow.Postman Pats cat Jess could do much better.

Columbo

387 posts

238 months

Monday 28th January 2008
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lol!!!

Gazzab

21,658 posts

312 months

Monday 28th January 2008
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So a TVR is one of teh most important things in modern history but a Noble is just a step on the way to TVR.

BoyzToyz

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370 posts

240 months

Monday 28th January 2008
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Gazzab said:
So a TVR is one of teh most important things in modern history but a Noble is just a step on the way to TVR.
Ah yes, so obvious when put like that

Ordinary Bloke

4,559 posts

228 months

Monday 28th January 2008
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And his van has nitrous injection. Last of the V8 GPO vans, apparently...

im

34,302 posts

247 months

Monday 28th January 2008
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Gazzab said:
So a TVR is one of teh most important things in modern history but a Noble is just a step on the way to TVR.
confused

Did I miss something...who said that?

petclub

5,486 posts

254 months

Monday 28th January 2008
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Reference to the OP I think, the internet being very important, Broadband is just a development really.

But, TVR got a mention, think about all those that didn't even get that. smile

Nickthebassist

1,159 posts

246 months

Tuesday 29th January 2008
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Let's run him over with a really fast TVR and say they've just brought out an new 8MB super fast service to rival the Noble service. That'd shut him up. And probably kill him. Praps we should scrap the idea....

TVR = Slightly unreliable, full of character, fast as fook.
Noble = Fast as fook, not quite so unreliable, but a bit bland in the styling compared to the Tivs in my opinion. Still damn fine cars tho.

TVRleigh_BBWR

6,553 posts

243 months

Tuesday 29th January 2008
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Nickthebassist said:
Let's run him over with a really fast TVR and say they've just brought out an new 8MB super fast service to rival the Noble service. That'd shut him up. And probably kill him. Praps we should scrap the idea....

TVR = Slightly unreliable, full of character, fast as fook.
Noble = Fast as fook, not quite so unreliable, but a bit bland in the styling compared to the Tivs in my opinion. Still damn fine cars tho.
I remember when Noble 1st come out and the engines kept blowing up. and most ppl would not have one if they was free.